Jared Lipof

Fiction in @Salamander_Mag, @LAReview, and @emersonreview and The Best American Mystery Stories 2019. Novel-in-progress. Sound Mixer for TV/Film. He/him.

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This you?

https://t.co/sAFKeHY06q

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@SohrabAhmari Kapos.

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@bethanyshondark What planet are you living on?

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@Heminator Modern American conservatism is a perpetual high-decibel burlesque of deliberately and/or inadvertently misunderstanding everything.

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@PaulGoldEagle They should make a MAGA hat that says, "ATTENTION EVERYONE! I AM VERY EASILY MISLED!"

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@nickshirleyy Because 77% < 100%?

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@timburchett 🧐

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@FoxNews

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@lisa_4_la Must be a really good friend.

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@BrendanCarrFCC @ByronYork At any run of the mill job can you get away with falling asleep at every meeting?

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@Tara4America @MattWalshBlog You've been saying this for decades. You're not capable of it.

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@MattWalshBlog At what point does it dawn on you that conservatives were never being excluded from pop culture because of their conservatism? They were being excluded because of their general lack of empathy and talent and subtlety. Hope this helps!

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@ditzkoff Frankly I'm surprised Miller didn't go after Talarico's full head of hair and rock solid hairline.

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@EricLDaugh Every conservative is a failed stand-up comic, with good reason.

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@TheFIREorg Probably because the right is either objectively wrong or objectively dogshit, or both.

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@cass_nguyen_ @KatieMiller @JHWalz32 @TheDemocrats Where are they? In another room?

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@Gutfeldfox Wow, tens of people showed up.

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@usedgov Step one: connect the copper pipes to your workbelt, use many more than necessary

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@djodjeee_ It's astounding how fucking dumb these guys are.

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@Bubblebathgirl @EndWokeness Those are all biographical examples. Does modern American conservatism have some sort of IQ maximum in place?

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@EndWokeness Are we still crying about Helen of Troy?