Jared

Actor 🎭 Producer 🎞️ DJ 💿

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

I really just slipped on a used condom on the sidewalk like it was a banana peel.

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

Should tips be split evenly in a #restaurant which includes the kitchen? I make over to 1000€ alone in tips as a waiter - no server attendants - in FOUR shifts and only see about 20% of it. mims

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

My Spotify wrapped is going to be kept under wraps this year.

…it’s giving unhinged, indecisive, and off the rails.

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

There’s a special place in hell for people that are rude to waiters.

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

Less than a month left until we premiere!

https://t.co/FBVBAMOkcU

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

She’s booking no audition. Very much. “Offer only”.

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

@BlackBerry and #Nextel collab. Stat! #walkietalkies

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

With all the scamming going on I need @blackberry to bring back smartphones. #dataprotection #security #bbm #blackberrynetwork

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

Two weeks left ! #Teamwork

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

😀I'm excited to share that I'm embarking on a passion project to direct all of Sarah Kane's plays, exploring the interconnected nuances between character and theme in her work. I've attached our pre-launch page to offer more insight into the project.🎭

https://t.co/UFV9vHWuQK

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

Woke up from a nightmare where Joe Biden locked me up for just existing. Then Kamala got me out of jail after a crying fit so I could get to work in time.

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

@instagram why are you disabling people’s accounts randomly? I’m not happy as well as countless others on Tik Tok…

[Studio Ghibli @TheGhibliFamily]

Ghibli Snoop

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

😀I'm excited to share that I'm embarking on a passion project to direct all of Sarah Kane's plays, exploring the interconnected nuances between character and theme in her work. I've attached our pre-launch page to offer more insight into the project.🎭

https://t.co/UFV9vHWuQK

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

Please explain to me @SenateDems @SenateGOP how can you run for presidency with a felony but can’t vote with one? #TheConstitutionIsDead

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

Tokyo Toni blocking me for saying “hi” on her live is just one of the many reasons why I am a fan.

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

21 went crazy on this album.

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

🇩🇪 guy with two 🇨🇳 guys in the queue to a club.

Guy talks German w/ his Chinese friend. When the 2 others talk in Chinese the other guy says “Can you pls speak in English b/c I don’t understand when you speak Chinese.” Seconds ltr speaks to the other Chinese guy in German.

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

Tokyo Toni runs my fyp atp and I’m not even mad about it.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℌ𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔒𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔩𝔢 🔮💕 @theyloveki_]

Why she got a video for every one of my moods though 😭😭😂😭😭 rlly be in her own lil world, she is me 🤣

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

@beyoncepress Summertime off this soundtrack is one of the most underrated Beyoncé songs of all time imo

[Jared @jaredlorenzo]

Being black in Berlin is sitting on a crowded bus and no one sitting next to me in the only empty seat. 😂

[Winnie the Pooh Transcends @PoohTranscends]

Miss The Rage
- Trippie Redd & Playboi Carti