Jared Mann

Finance Bro and Real Estate Ho(lder). Botanical Garden Enthusiast. Recovering Yucker of Yums.

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

Last night I bet $2 on a NBA D-League game and honestly I've never felt so alive.

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@ClayTravis Truly the dumbest to ever do it. Wishing you the worst!!

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@ClayTravis You’re such a fucking loser.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@AdamSchefter What a useless tweet you absolute hack

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

To be fair, that’s almost 21% of the slush fund they tried to pay themselves.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The Trump administration has announced it will dismantle a $368 million deep-ocean monitoring system that provides critical data on the world’s oceans, per CNN

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@jailedamanda World class philanthropist with great political views. Kick rocks you absolute loser.

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@MacrodosingPod @Rockies Have won the Rockies 50/50 with a 990 ticket, I believe it’s tied to the POS/sales rep. We purchased at the 100 level as soon as we walked in, which would explain why it’s so prevalent.

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@coachbrucepearl Get fucked

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@jasonwhitlock You’re such a loser 😂

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

You blew up an elementary school

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@bigcontentguy BCG:

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@unusual_whales He used the midnight meter 👀 @VanLathan

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@AdamSchefter You’re such a brazen shill.

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

I’m glad he’s focusing on the American people.

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@Eric_Erins If you’re not buying from Abe Froman, it’s second rate

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@StephenM Go fuck yourself you bald douchebag

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@electionsjoe @JournalistFact1 And we’ll lose the seat. He probably got tired of having to deal with people like you.

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

@electionsjoe @JournalistFact1 He wins because of votes like this. Drop the puritan test, the country is not a monolith.

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

Absolutely delusional

[K.C. Johnson @KCJHoop]

Karnišovas on if he has any regrets not doing this earlier: “I do not. Right now is good timing.”

Says second-round picks are “currency”

[Jared Mann @jaredmann7]

The worst front office/ownership in the NBA.

[Bobby Marks @BobbyMarks42]

The Bulls have added 9 second round picks in the last week, 14 total.