Jared G.

producer @NPR. editor-in-chief @Sundriesblog.
My favorite font is Times New Roman

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

this is a placeholder tweet. if you ever feel like saying something but have nothing in mind to share, just retweet this. free of charge

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

Twenty years ago, we had JOHNNY CASH, STEVE JOBS, and BOB HOPE...................... Now we have none of those people. Many others have also died

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

People love to equate hipsters with stomp-clap-hey and fedoras. That was never hipsters. Hipsters were actually people who made Pitchfork their beacon of taste and they were making fun of people like that (along with the rest of us)

[Last.fm @lastfm]

Love the support, Scrobblers. Who said https://t.co/4LCaYgQ7fK was dead?

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The best straight relationships are:

- Man who constantly gets gay allegations
- Woman who 300 years ago would have been accused of being a witch

[David Folkenflik @davidfolkenflik]

Some veteran NPR journalists depart in buyouts & layoffs in aftershock of elimination of federal subsidies for public media.

Editor in chief Tommy Evans: "Today has been incredibly heavy." Cuts amount to 4% of content division.

My story:
https://t.co/UJDoveEUUL

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Reasons to use an em dash:

1) reclaim it from the machines
2) you don't know what a semicolon is for
3) it has incredible vibes

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

Underscores is trying to keep out old people by only making their tickets available to buy on mobile

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

I can't help but think all you people who like Star Wars so much are faking it

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

Why are so many people who don't like music suddenly liking Geese

[David Folkenflik @davidfolkenflik]

NEWS: NPR receives $113M toward digital transformation and to offer stations greater services as the loss of federal funds takes a big bite out of budgets.

$80M from philanthropist Connie Ballmer
$33M from anonymous donor

My initial story:
https://t.co/4utjEOR0Un

More to come

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

When someone drinks a lot of Diet Coke you know that they have psychiatric problems

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

U by underscores is that good that I'll tweet to an audience of 2 about it

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

Ugh. Practicing something does make you better at it and that's SO ANNOYING

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

@memechaotic @robcesternino @Keev26 irrational fear bracket??

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

I love when my girlfriend tells a fictional character to be nice to another fictional character

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

@jackienobrakes In a few hours, everyone in Springfield will know

[Sundries @sundriesblog]

Every once in a while we have new work up! Today is one of those days! And we also have a fun and handy message button, so you can send me a quick message! Nobody reads this!

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

Everyone's got toothpaste and a reason. . . to say. . . you can brush the plaque away

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Take a break and turn on your favorite tunes. 🎶

[Jared G. @jaredmgair]

@LAist Why are you playing ads every 30 seconds during the State of the Union...?