Jared Miele

[Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings]

If scratch off lottery tickets
would cost 99 cents instead
of 1 dollar people would have
1 cent to scratch it off with.

[Jared Miele @JaredMiele]

@daniellaa_25 Grapes? Eggs?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Check out our new crane

[Jared Miele @JaredMiele]

I would let Tom Brady marry my daughter

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

Only two days until everything is back to normal!

[gabe itch III @bigkirbyfan]

the mcrib is back, it’s time we pay our respects to queen mcrib

[Yung Gravy 🥧 @yunggravy]

Gasanova. October 2nd. Tell your friends ⛽️
pre-save link in my bio

[Jared Miele @JaredMiele]

I’m not a car guy but is it bad if your air bag, e-brake, engine, and ABS lights are flashing while you drive?

[Jared Miele @JaredMiele]

@mattmillerx10 RIP grey pistol ❤️

[Big Ben @big_ben_clock]

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

[Eric Columbus @EricColumbus]

Two days ago, Rudy Gobert joked about giving everyone coronavirus. Now he's tested positive, and the NBA cancelled its season.

Keep your hands to yourself.

[Jared Miele @JaredMiele]

@MattMil87535781 @eric_nugent @mismissym Faxxxx

[Jared Miele @JaredMiele]

@GlennBabyCakes4 @jrwrangers11 @NicoleSoriero1 Yeah it’s only you

[COLiN BURGESS @Colinoscopy]

1 minute before the museum closes

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

im in london & just took a bite out of my soap to confuse the hotel workers just in case u were curious of what i do outside of music

[Jared Miele @JaredMiele]

@Atalia_Salas Sounds like you got a free car 🚗

[Divinity @Diviniteh]

This is one of the funniest things i've ever seen 😂

[Roronoa @africanmambaa_]

Yall watch my cousins story 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 jersey got him fucked up 😩😩😩😩