PumpkinEater69

your references are out of control everyone knows that

[PumpkinEater69 @s_leuci]

Myth busted, @vans don’t always land on their feet.

[Presinald Trunt @PrezTrunt]

My debris!!!!!!

[taoki @justalexoki]

imagine getting autism and you get the fucking useless kind

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[LVL @misslindsayv]

Happy pride, babes

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today years old finding out Chip Skylark was voiced by an NSYNC member 😭

[grace @gracefishlove]

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[David @dqveed]

Wym “allegedly”, his drunk ass right there on camera 😭

[osama @0ba0sama]

She ain’t even let the joke sit in the air I’M CRYIN

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Oh her earrings are fake, that happened to my friend Kelly

[Romeo @Romeosoho]

a gay man is trapped inside her

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Originally scrolled past this and then said wait—scrolled back up, and it was genius. Such a layered meme, exquisite

[hk 🛸 @wyahk]

if I saw this at night I would legitimately shit myself

[☆Sonya☆ @plasticdeadpetz]

They look like they belong to a vampire coven in alaska but are in town to attend their cousins wedding

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

When ur tail is bigger then ur legs but ur chill and just tripod

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

i feel like her every time i set foot in sephora

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the easiest “us” i’ve ever sent