Jared Allen

I pretty much just tweet about the OKC Thunder. My thoughts are not those of my employer, but also not completely original, if I'm being honest.

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

Derek... Shout out Derek

[Derek Parker @DParkOK]

The 2026 NBA Draft is tomorrow, I have 32 scouting reports up on YouTube.

Don't think I've ever worked so hard on a singular project in my entire life. Spent hundreds of hours on it, totaling about 7 hours of actual video.

Shares appreciated.

https://t.co/J1IwMPb5Vr

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@SteveThunderfan Unfortunately it seems like Chet is the Giddey of the team vs the Spurs if you catch my drift. Great player in the right environment. Spurs are the wrong environment.

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@BStulberg He's the perfect ambassador of your book if you want your book to represent all that is soulless and wrong.

*OKC Thunder fan, I kid - love your books

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@DownToDunk immaculate vibes this evening with the new A team shirt and the throwback DTD Anchor Down glass

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@JoelXLorenzi Just a great piece of writing and a great story. I really enjoyed reading it.

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@lesterfreamon 10:30pm start on a Monday night...woof. hopefully you will have banked up some goodwill on Mother's Day to compensate for how worthless you'll be the rest of the week if you decide to watch G4. I'm mulling my options and status.

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@AndrewKSchlecht Couldn't hit the pay button fast enough on the shirt - thoughts are with y'all

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@lesterfreamon I'm personally jealous of all the folks who experienced the other side of it last season!

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@lesterfreamon Good to see another NC bound OKC follower. Your musings are legit!

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@DownToDunk in the absence of buying a shirt (my size is unavailable), is there a good way to support Andrew's family with a donation?

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@HPbasketball As an east coast transplant from OKC who simply wants to go to sleep earlier, I support this wholeheartedly.

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@AndrewKSchlecht It's fair to say the Thunder, as a learning organization, are allowed to adjust how they operate over time. Maybe they want to be more patient on this mountain climb, though clearly Chandler would have been an awesome addition.

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

My 6yo son just asked if, instead of dessert, we could just learn about math and then I died because my heart exploded, RIP me

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@ThunderND It doesn't happen until I'm 80, walking around knowing that I'll see 2 OKC ships would make me happy for a good while. Right now the expectation is that we'll have some contention years along the way if we get lucky with an exceedingly low probability of ever winning it all

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@dylanallen I like gin+tonic, dark chocolate, black coffee, and also IPAs, so I'm basically this guy

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

Age 20: your friends shamelessly try to set you up with a romantic partner

Age 30: you and your wife hang out with other couples

Age 40: your wife shamelessly tries to set you up with dude friends

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

As the fam attends a fun Durham Bulls game, I'm reminded that one of my favorite things is old dudes meticulously keeping the box score.

[Jared Allen @Jaredocity]

@cybrtrkguy Will be cool to see the final version, and pretty surreal to see folks casually rolling through town in this. Like Mad Max but for real.