jaredoncé

I like to pretend I can do makeup💄 (16) Follow me on my Instagram @jaredonce

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

My Makeup One Year Ago VS Now

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

Y’all realizing your never gonna have a teenage romance is some of the most depressing shi i stg

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

@genna_xo_xo Facts are facts sry bby

[mia 🇵🇸 @itsamia7]

cuntree boi i-

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

Help my depressive comments are being construed as comedy

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

Can I become a Twitter meme like JoJo Siwa? (I’ll probably regret asking for that but oh well)

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

Some of y’all never had to use humor to make up for being ugly and it really shows

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

It’s 2009, the day after Christmas and you got Gutair hero for Wii complete with plastic guitar, drums, and one of two drumsticks (already lost one). Your on the song selection menu plays 1 1/2 second of each song as you scroll down. You are a Rock Star.

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

@FaithGoldy I thought I smelt an anti vax mom somewhere...

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

My FBI agent knows everything about me and still gives me dating app ads like stop it’s just depressing now

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

2012 me really thought they were fat like stfu and be grateful you ain’t size Kia Sedona like me smh

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

Y’all ever wish you could Ctrl+Alt+Delete all the food you’ve eaten?

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

One of these days imma eat a salad and it’ll be over for y’all

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

#NewYears2019 2018 trends were interesting lmao

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

#20gayteengloup I ain’t saying I got cute I’m just saying I got better LMAO

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

I hate people who don’t dance cause they’re sad like sis im on a downward spiral into a mid life crisis at 17 and I’m still throwing the house down😙✌️

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

me: *goes through mental breakdown*
me, unable to properly deal with my emotions: ugh this is NOT a party😂

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

12 yr old me: I’m really excited to play Wii Sports
The one scratch on the disc:

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

I just want go back to when Tik Tok meant Kesha

[jaredoncé @jaredonce]

Whoever put lele poop in yt rewind needs to lose their job #YouTubeRewind2018