Jared Scott

If sperm makes babies, and sperm is in testicles, then ball really is life. '95-'96 Taipei Buffet Dynasty. LeBron is the GOAT.

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I wish there was an app that could tell if what you are wearing will be suitable for the weather. "You need one more shirt to stay warm"

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Not sure why we still talk about Jesus in government

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Why do the microphones need to be so high-powered? I don't need to hear every click and clack of people's shoes

[Jared Scott @jaredscottt]

This train that goes by every morning around 7am serves well as a 2nd alarm for me

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Walking to class this early every Tuesday/Thursday will be the death of me

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Of course Kent will now be doing university wide commencement so all 8 campuses will be in the same graduation

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@kelssjoness @TweetLikeAGirI and then you picked the wrong one...

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Kyrie cooking

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I get irrationally mad when someone says "wife me" and they made chicken patties and fries in the oven

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I want my birthday to be at a Taco Bell

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@jaredscottt apparently people are forgetting to add "official" at the end of jaredscott and think I'm this scrub

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Why are all these random people adding me on instagram? I've gotten 10+ adds in the past hour

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#DerekJean @Blacked_com @derekantula

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Kyle Korver is going to love these open 3's

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I swear I saw Tristan and Khloe broke up a month or two ago. Guess not. Rip Cavs.

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"Fuck white people"

Chicago Police: "Race was not a motive for the crime"

Oh ok then.

[Jared Scott @jaredscottt]

@ohhmybob oh sweet thanks man, I appreciate it

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I really need to learn how to snowboard

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Steak wasn't ready so I got my Chipotle bowl for free

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Bryce would fuck someone's boyfriend