Jared Souney

Art Director, Photographer, Designer, Thing Doer. Portland, OR via Amish Country, PA via SoCal via Boston, MA.

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@JamieMphoto Legendary oopsie. I’m glad you still have this.

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@kayhanley Shit. On the upside, turns out the hair color has a safety-vest-like function too! Disaster preparedness hair.

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What’s amazing is that there is no “what happened? was there anyone in it?” Etc. Fire just hosed it down and peaced out.

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Portland summer.

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@wweek You can’t corpo things that are cool, Sortis. Private equity is a cultural death sentence.

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@KGWNews That’s one way to make sure the school year is over.

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@edwardkoenning To be fair United might have charged you the same and lost it! So you might have made out!

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@edwardkoenning I mean it’s still like that, but at least people have phones

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@edwardkoenning Ha. That era led to some awesome travel stories. You figure at that point even if you won, you’d probably lose money on the trip so anyone there was there to hang out with their friends. I remember dudes hopping in giant station wagons with 8 people, borrowing gas the whole way

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@edwardkoenning That’s a really good one! That was also such a good comp.

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@Marksperl Ansel Sperling.

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@boardistan The Lumberyard indoor MTB park in Portland got torn out last year and the building was converted into “The People’s Courts” which is a massive indoor Pickleball, ping pong and corn hole facility which just opened. Seems to be a running theme.

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“Help Wanted”

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@JamieMphoto I found a Nikon 8008 a little while back and had forgotten how loud the autofocus on some of those 90s era cameras was. If my modern camera made a noise like that I’d be terrified.

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@edwardkoenning This whole thing must be the result of a festering rage over @bmxDMC chopping away at his AFA overall title hopes in the 80s.

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@russbengtson Thrasher hoodie.

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@krassenstein I was previously unaware that a malfunctioning toilet should be taken as a sign of distress.

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Canadian cigarette packaging has gotten so bad, it’s actually pretty rad.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Canada will soon become the first country in the world where warning labels must appear on individual cigarettes. King-size cigarettes will be the first to feature the warnings and will be sold in stores by the end of July 2024. https://t.co/bJlbczeOl9