Jared Spanier

ECSU '19

[Jared Spanier @jaredspanier00]

Never thought i would turn into a desperate college student, but here i am eating cereal with a fork

[Jared Spanier @jaredspanier00]

@sarahldiaz

[Jared Spanier @jaredspanier00]

@Isabelle_Reina According to google, a serving size of 10 popcorn kernals (unbuttered and popped in oil) has roughly 8 calories.. therefore we can deduce that your single piece of popcorn has around 0.8 calories.
#ScienceGeoff

[Jared Spanier @jaredspanier00]

“Bet on it” by Troy Bolton is the best gym hype up song.. dont @ me

[Jared Spanier @jaredspanier00]

Is there a sequal in the works? Maybe called “joyous ponds”? 🤔 #bleakcreekbos

[Charlie Bencivengo @cbencivengo1]

How dare they tease us with sweet victory like that and then NOT PERFORM IT I'M SO MAD

[Jared Spanier @jaredspanier00]

@Assassin_Morgan Soooooo i never got eleminated... do I win??

[Jared Spanier @jaredspanier00]

@melissacalderon Really wish i could dislike this tweet

[Jared Spanier @jaredspanier00]

@_lizpaul U sound like Christina Yang complaining about Dr. Thomas during the boards

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Power hitters.

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

is meatball an fruit

[garythe_hvac_tech @Garyforbes69]

“I’m just trying to go viral bruh”

[Jared Spanier @jaredspanier00]

@ZZEeZY22 Ask siri for some motha fuckin sushi

[Jared Spanier @jaredspanier00]

@Chase_LeMay @tyribeiro22 @cbencivengo1 @TheRock I shall name him rocky

[Jared Spanier @jaredspanier00]

@Chase_LeMay @cbencivengo1 @TheRock You gonna get rocked if you try taking me on in a rock band battle