Jared Spickard

all terrain ☀️🥝

[miss katie @katiopolis]

men love to invite you over and force you to watch i think you should leave with tim robinson

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

@McclainThiel Yessir we got one at work

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

Literally nothing is stopping me from downloading Rocket League on the office PS5

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

@Ry_Mc14 @elonmusk @quinn_darling

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

Just when I thought I was enough

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

@Pavel_Asparagus Does this mean you aren’t coming to Coachella

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

@McclainThiel @Pavel_Asparagus there’s only one reasonable way to communicate in this day and age

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

If you see sprinklers firing on a warm day, you are legally obligated to run through them

[Squimpus @squimpus]

get you a goon who says "uhh i dunno about dis one, boss!"

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

@McclainThiel I need more details

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

@Pavel_Asparagus Best part about this mindset is the secondhand spontaneity I get from the couple-days-notice you give

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

Unironically hitting the stanky leg while stretching before a run

[the Rich @Duderichy]

if you die in the python virtual environment you die in real life

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

It is Moustache March by the way

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

@Pavel_Asparagus Mustache coming in nicely

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

@PavelAfterDark Dropped out of Berkeley but still behaving like a CS major smh

[Jared Spickard @jaredspickard]

@PavelAfterDark Snow gear for Utah, banana hammock for Miami, problem solved

[Quinn Darling @quinn_darling]

if you and the homies aren’t using absurd acronyms & abbreviations that no one else understands, what’re you even doing

[ryan mccormick @ryanmcc51843951]

I'll be your ryan if you be my McCormick