One time we were in a park near Navy Pier and there was a tiny dog with an enormous cock. If it ever got an erection it would die. Truly a wonder of nature.
"It’s a good birthday, even though he trips on the dog bowl when he gets home, the one that’s been empty for two years, aluminum gleaming like a grimace from childhood." - @EZhang77 https://t.co/3Q9umubXZo
“Tell me a story that anchors me to the roots of your laughter, to the doorknob of your attic.”
—@EZhang77 with palpable longing during “Visiting Hours” in 24Q2
https://t.co/tqQNLPj3Pm
"Maybe I should’ve known you were getting ready for an untethering."
Read "Welcome to Paradise Cove Beach Cafe” by @ezhang77 from our Spring Issue
https://t.co/vnWnA9pQqo
like obviously if there's a mismatch between the objective and subjective that calls for some kind of re-interpretation, not just going "hrmmmmm perhaps this is a cognitive bias"