Jared Taylor

Sarcastic Beer Hobbiest.
Disc/Golf is Fun.
UH Alumn #gocoogs

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

@The_Raheel Brick. Block. Dunk. Brick. Bank 3.

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

@VernonMaxwell11 S.A. Every one of the spurs will foul out before okc gets the vlade flop win.

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

@rodryanshow What's that round ball on the table in the back? - genZ+

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

@RangerApologist I think it's only fair that when the Rangers get a no hitter you can return

[proud ranger fan @RangerApologist]

If the rangers get no hit I will delete my account and never return

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

Is this good. Seems pretty regular for the Astros.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

The Astros have achieved their fifth combined no-hitter in franchise history with Tatsuya Imai, Steven Okert and Alimber Santa getting it done on the mound 😤

No other team in the MLB has more than two combined no-hitters and now Houston has five!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

COMBINED NO HITTER!

Tatsuya Imai
Steven Okert
Alimber Santa

Combined to leave the Texas Rangers Hitless!

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

@The_Raheel This also can't be more efficient than the ev van. I assume they are setting up outside the neighborhood and delivering one package at a time. Back to the initial comment, no way they flew that from the Amazon facility to your house.

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

@LiveSCS Todd- let's go to Julia with all the updates on guys coming back.
*30mins later*
Todd- Altuve doesn't even run and goes straight to the dugout

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

@PackManJoel Espada has no spark. He's just there. I know most managers don't get on to their players, but at this point at least look like you're doing something

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

@LiveSCS I'm watching on "your" app and it's basically the same. Lots of fluff. Sounds just like the Texans broadcast 😐

[Altuve Better @AltuveEnjoyer]

Listen. Daikin Park is sold out this week. We're playing the Mariners. This stadium, that staff, they're not used to a full house. They can't kick us all out. All I'm saying is, make the Mariners miserable. Be ruthless. Push the limit. No one's gonna stop you. Let 'em know.

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

The worst part about the Astros this year is it's the first year that I've been able to actually watch them because of the SCHN app, and of course they suck. @DELv2

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

@nbcsnl Damon is great in this. Glad to see him back on the big screen.

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

@AaronMRaybould Not sure if the paycheck would be worth having my name associated with this team.

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

Broke mine a few weeks ago. Kids were arguing over Easter eggs. So I kicked the toy plastic HEB cart(full of Easter eggs) with shoes on 🤦‍♂️. Back to completely normal 5 weeks later @AJIsTheReal

[Jared Taylor @jaredtaylor2012]

Joe has got to go. Assistants, training staff, medical staff, everyone. These injuries should not be happening(you play in a fckn controlled environment). The mismanagement of players is negligent behavior #astros

[SleeperAstros @SleeperAstros]

Bro the Boston broadcast was grilling Framber holy 😭