Jared Tomjack

One man, Three first names, future lottery winner, republican, alcohol enthusiast

[Cᴀʀʟᴏs 𓅓♕ @_AyeeCarlos_]

THIS MAN IS A GENIUS he figured out the Corona virus problem 😮

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@BlakeCunningman That Robert berchtold guy literally cucked the whole family hahah

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@murganchilders Great guy tho

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Early running for Football Guy of the year right here https://t.co/MNpONrkktE

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Let's go Chiefs

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@jsvehla20 @turnercondreay Thanks I'll go suck eggs now

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Unpopular opinion: Keurig coffee sucks eggs

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Idc how many snapchat story's I've seen of the song 'friends in low places' at garths concert yesterday, that song will never get old

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@jomobrien14 @jsvehla20 it's gunna get weird af on game day

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@MitchKassmeier @jsvehla20 why can't we be friends

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@engel_austin oh yeah well I bet your mother does your laundry for you

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@kelsey_marie_28 @jsvehla20 if we die we die

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@jsvehla20 😘

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@jsvehla20 76 hours 34 mins and 2 seconds

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@turnercondreay yes, I was nervous bc boys have cooties, btw that dog is in top physical condition

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I hate when I get a Snapchat while I'm on my phone bc I feel like I have to wait to open it so that person thinks I have a life

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your friend is blackout at the pregame and you make them another strong drink

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I'm hyped to start spending 14 hours getting ripped at the Railyard on game day again

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I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how rough I had it having to burn cds for music in my teenage years