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[Jared @jaredvb]

@landodrummer45 Fresh Popeyes slap also

[Houston Astros @astros]

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[Jared @jaredvb]

@RichOToole Minimum BAC level before lining up.

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@Rhidiculousred I need this website lol

[Jared @jaredvb]

@TheDrunkJake this you?

[The Bull @TheBullHouston]

RT if you want tickets to see @ParkerMcCollum on opening night at #RodeoHouston with a hotel stay and meet & greet passes

[Jared @jaredvb]

@RichOToole Brewster street!

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

“Ring the f—ing bell.” 🔔

The Astros are World Series champions.

🎥 @MLB | @Astros

[Houston Astros @astros]

WHO IS YORDADDY?

[Jared @jaredvb]

@WilliamCGreen there’s some words flying around after this weekend that we need some clarity on. Is Josh leaving?

[Jared @jaredvb]

@TheDrunkJake Don’t forget millipedes

[Jared @jaredvb]

@TheDrunkJake Okay in theory though. The conveyor argument is kinda wrong. Those are considered rollers not wheels? If we counted that we would have to count every drawer. I feel it should only be a wheel on the ground.

[Jared @jaredvb]

@RiggsBarstool @TaylorMadeGolf This is an easy one. Team @TaylorMadeGolf all day!

[Jared @jaredvb]

@TheDrunkJake The stadium seating for super bowl wasn’t half bad either!

[Jared @jaredvb]

@RichOToole you get a truck and move to corpus?

[Jared @jaredvb]

Was yesterday Wednesday?? I never saw a picture of a steak from @smurray302 so I’m kinda unsure

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@smurray302 @astros

[Jared @jaredvb]

@smurray302 @astros We sat mid level but the first row on the third base and loved it

[Jared @jaredvb]

@Whataburger How about the a1 thick and hearty or the chop house cheddar burger???

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

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