Steelers-Chiefs on Christmas Day is just going to be 57 minutes of both teams doing everything possible to keep it a one-score game before Mike Tomlin & Patrick Mahomes reveal who negotiated the better deal with the devil to win in the most unthinkable way possible.
“I’m hungover”
- Lame
- Big deal
- Get off the couch
“The gods have punished me for my indulgences”
- Oh damn
- That sounds serious
- Shall I prepare a healing poultice?