Jared

VT 🦃 UF🐊 ZDF 💤

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

Obscene dew point of 76 at 2p for DC makes 89 feel like 100.

Most humid first week of August since at least 2002 and we could still pass that year with 10 hours to go.

Congrats us?

More: https://t.co/0dKhmoVS9U

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Just In: Rep. Dan Crenshaw on Gen Z complaining about high prices:

“Stop whining, get a job”

This is the same representative buying leveraged oil ETFs

[Leonessa @itsleonessa]

The golden era of gaming

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

Gen Z and Gen Alpha will never know how fucking good this era of gaming was and that hurts my soul

[Deacon Sports @DeaconSports]

This screams $17 burger that doesn’t come with a side

[Full Command @FullCommandShow]

Look at HOW QUICKLY Sonny Styles gets to the hole to blow up this run

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Committed to our future. ✔️

Mauricio Pochettino and @ussoccer have agreed on a new contract to continue as the #USMNT head coach through 2030! 🇺🇸

📝: https://t.co/Woluj2pyPh

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

The big 3 of 2026 💥

[Seth “Punchbowl Prophet” Raynor @SethRaynor_]

Don’t go to college kid

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Over 40,000 people are in a virtual queue right now to get tickets for the newly added IMAX 70mm screenings for ‘THE ODYSSEY’ at the BFI IMAX.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

'The Odyssey' has officially outgrossed 'Oppenheimer' at the domestic box office

• The Odyssey $334.2 million
• Oppenheimer $330.1 million

It took 'Oppenheimer' 595 days to reach that total

'The Odyssey' did it in 13.

[Jared @jaredwaters21]

Just let it die already

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨💰⛳️ JUST IN — The LIV Golf League is reportedly ‘on the cusp’ of landing $250M+ in investment per @nypost with “multiple written commitments from blue-chip investment firms that would serve as anchor investors to support the league.”

[Barchart @Barchart]

JUST IN 🚨: 30-Year Treasury Yield soars to highest level since the run-up to the Global Financial Crisis 📈 📈

[Jared @jaredwaters21]

Rented a bus from Blacksburg to watch us fumble the ball 5 times. Brothers are ADs and we need this again (in like 3 years)

[College Football Classics @ClassicsCFB]

Tennessee vs. Virginia Tech (2016)

[starsnstripesfc 🇺🇸 @starsnstripesfc]

“Through reliable sources, I understand that Mauricio Pochettino renewal negotiations are going well and that the intention is to be able to announce it soon, in order for him and his staff to start working on the Sep/Oct FIFA match dates.”

(@AndresCantorGOL)

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

does anyone know what to do

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Ryan Odom tells me that Virginia has no plans to return a game at VCU in 2026-27, but is willing to play the Rams in the future.

VCU has previously put in its head coaches' contracts that they were required to return for a game or provide a buyout when they took another job.

[brady @burgermanders]

Watch the running back

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

“To return to work is to return home.”

Kier Eagan

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

The fact that one person made both of these movies in a ~4 year span is absolute madness. That’s my takeaway.