Jared Weiss

I fly planes,sometimes I’m funny

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

My one tweet for 2021
##OfficeLadies #PODCASTOFTHEYEAR #iheartpodcastawards

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

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[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

@mulaney is on my flight right now. Thought about saying hello but he looked too nervous #Xanax #comedy #fangirling #johnmulaney

[Riley @Rileyhutchins]

Hey @smashmouth how many retweets would it take for you to play a house show with our band on 4-20

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

My church decided to have its first super bowl party ever...the year of the Janet Jackson incident... #BadSuperBowlParty

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

@AngelaKinsey please tell me there is going to be another #hatersbackoff season! #bestshowsincetheoffice

[AOPA | Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association @flywithaopa]

Retweet if you’re a Cubs fan! 😎 Wait a second...🤔

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Power outage during voting...

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

@upsidedownwill where are you?

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

@upsidedownwill how are you?

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

Homecoming Queen 1974 #thingsthatdontgoonaresume #longhashtag @jimmyfallon should use this on his show

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

I just realized @rainnwilson was in #galaxyquest and yes I still watch Galaxy Quest.#nevergiveupneversurrender

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

@rhettmc the actual jerky section or the section where all of the hipsters hangout?

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

Is my AppleTV trying to tell me something? #brexit @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump @jimmyfallon #justsayin

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

@rainnwilson snow cone, maybe a takeover of the Icelandic government. Whatever you have the time for #grocerylist

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

I took the #GLOCKSafety Pledge for National Safety Month. Take yours now & help spread the word: https://t.co/eLoxtjz2Kp

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

@stevewoz if you're staying in Nashville for a bit I can recommend some great places to eat.

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

So glad Cleveland won the Stanley cup, holding off the San Jose Sharks. Go Browns! #lebron

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

Would you try and return an item bought on Craigslist?

[Jared Weiss @jaredweiss2013]

Dear Craigslist guy: please stop calling me...aka 4 calls 2 voicemails 3 texts in 8hrs.Is this what it feels like to be @jimmyfallon