jaredwerkheiser

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[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

WAHH WAHHH WAHHHHHHHHH

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Whatever. Both teams were going to get dogwalked by Carolina.

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

Pens fans in such shambles they’re pulling out section 9 of the rule book

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Does someone happen to have an NHL Rulebook in braille for these referees?

Dan Vladar has done this like three times tonight.

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

Fantastic lineup of pee, poop, shit and ass

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Fantastic lineup for the TPUSA halftime show, including the great Bob Ritchie AKA KID ROCK

https://t.co/ZXvvlIBtkE

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

Off a buzz ball teaching the function bizz buzz bop

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

The only thing that can stop bad guys with Tylenol is good guys with Tylenol

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

Ayyy leave me out of it lil bro‼️🙏🔥💀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is what he said about Jared

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

How dogs view apartment complexes

[Billy “The Kavorka” Pickle @Drwilliampickle]

Me walking into Bill Pickles Tap Room the first time
https://t.co/RWnUqpYMca

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

Jalen Hurts might be the Michael Jordan of Jayson Tatum’s

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

@Philly_Mays @PAWSChicago Pug

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

I hate the cheating azz chiefs

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

Feeling a chill in the air this morning, time to change my entire personality

[Górski Lion @gorski_lion]

Beat West Virginia!
W E. A R E.

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

Silas Redd

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

When you’re having a “name a random obscure Penn State athlete” competition, who is the first athlete that comes to mind?

[Felipe Cárdenas @FelipeCar]

KSU’s pitch looks immaculate

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

What the hell does this guy have to do with Drake?

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

Usher halftime show #SuperBowl

[SPORTSRADIO 94WIP @SportsRadioWIP]

gg, @Braves…again ✌️

[jaredwerkheiser @jaredwerk]

@Firebirds

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Lack of Respect The Show 'Jury Duty' Had For Kirk Fox Is a Slap In The Face https://t.co/jhz3bW2Sqt