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practically a poetry bot, rightful james potter kinnie 🥊 taylor swift is my mother @arcticswft

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in my slut era

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@oIiverblck @ARCTICSWFT OI! GET MY MOTHER'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FOUL MOUTHS! FOR GOD'S SAKE

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@oIiverblck @ARCTICSWFT no, no, no. this is wrong. I am married to both of you, HOWEVER!! YOU ARE NOT MARRIED TO EACH OTHER!! YOU ARE RESPECTIVELY MARRIED EXCLUSIVELY TO ME!!!!

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@ARCTICSWFT @oIiverblck my wives! get along! for Charles III's sake!

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@ARCTICSWFT @oIiverblck in my defence, Oliver has been my wife since I was five

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@oIiverblck @ARCTICSWFT my second wife has had a splendid idea, I must admit! WE SHALL ACT ACCORDINGLY!

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@oIiverblck @ARCTICSWFT don't worry, I've got you! I'll be strong for the both of us 💪🏻❤️

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@oIiverblck @ARCTICSWFT I've always loved your nose, fyi. it's beautiful like all of you, my wife😘🥰

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@oIiverblck @ARCTICSWFT PIECE OF SHITE, YOU ARE DATING ME! ME!

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@iconichottiee english or spanish?🤯

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@iconichottiee WHAT? NO! I was referring to you speaking German, bloody hell

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@iconichottiee wait... why is that somewhat seductive?

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@iconichottiee ARE YOU INVOKING THE EVIL GERMAN MAN WITH THE MOUSTACHE?!

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@iconichottiee I'm lactose-intolerant

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@iconichottiee you're so cute

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@iconichottiee I'd bloody hope so, it's OUR language

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@iconichottiee that's not how you use it, darling

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@spidermansjoker ye, some kind of lurgy

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forever a yearner

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@iconichottiee THAT IS CRACKING ME UP

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@iconichottiee HMMUKTNYKDNRMYKR