Jeff Barker

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股. Boop ژرف don’t call me Shirley Nash Cornelius Resident

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

After being at Disneyland last week I feel like someone should tell all gen-z boys their dumb forehead bangs look like this

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

@MyBloodyJudy @ianxcarlos 40 and still looking like a snack! ♥️

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

Touched a cold loofa
I can still feel its presence
Is this permanent?

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

@TragicSmurf @BioWareGear @bioware @dragonage Came here to say this

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

Why am I on the internet this morning people are not it

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

Sometimes I think my insides is just microwaved ramen noodles. Happy thanksgiving!

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

Deletos these Doritos

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

@NHLNetwork @SeattleKraken @Canucks Oh it’s on KONG y’all, no worries

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

@NHLNetwork @SeattleKraken @Canucks Yeah wtf

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

This had me out of my chair

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

SPIN-😱-RAMA!!!

just like @DonatoRyan & @JDac35 drew it up!

[Kraken Canada 🍁 @KrakenCanada]

*Taps mic

THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

8-7-87. A birthday we could never forget.

Happy birthday to our captain, #87, Sidney Crosby! 🥳

We're celebrating by taking a look back at all of Sid's goals from this past season.

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

@MikeCam Are you saying you’ve only been using SOAP this whole time?

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

I’m going to watch this clip on repeat until the final. So satisfying.

[Taylor Haase @TaylorHaasePGH]

So out of character for Trouba, too.

Usually he's able to make that elbow connect.

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

The Rags are on a tear and I don’t like it, but I dislike TBL even more. I will not be taking any follow up questions

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

The older I get, the more I resent that younger people exist and don’t know shit.

[Jeff Barker @jarfbarker]

@hasanthehun I went to a “luxury resort” last week and had to use their scratchy paper like a commoner. People need to get with the times!

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

if i was president i would force every toilet to have a bidet.