Eric Johnson

Former U.S. Marine. Current 3rd generation farmer. Proud atheist.

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

When you’re having a horseshit day, always remember to smile. 😡

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@WhiteHouse @ufc Just stop. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Luis Moreno @LuisMorenolg]

White House believes the weather is conspiring against them. Speaking of weather, ever seen so many snowflakes?

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@RapidResponse47 I hope it rains frogs. Fuck off you douche. 🇺🇸

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@earthcurated

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@Chris_Hawkey Didn’t know it was a documentary back then……. 💀

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@LePlugdeFire @Impolitics @athiestboi It’s a rare day off. I’ll be ok. 😘

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@LePlugdeFire @Impolitics @athiestboi We’re good. Have a good day.👋🏻

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@LePlugdeFire @Impolitics @athiestboi I had no idea, random twitter guy that has no real name…..🤡

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@CarterAva89405 Get a real job you douche knuckle. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@Impolitics @athiestboi A snake that could talk. Full stop.

[Eric Sorensen @ERICSORENSEN]

As the only Meteorologist elected to Congress, I am compelled to advise everyone to stay home.

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@PorfirioPastra1 @WhiteHouse The dear leader has a birthday around said day…. 🤔

[LEFTY 💧 @PorfirioPastra1]

@WhiteHouse

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@bennyjohnson Lose my last name you spastic douche knuckle 🖕🏻

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@TheOnlyEsta A foreign born soft core porn model that won the lottery.

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@justdavenow89 @Revenant247 👋🏻

[Victor Laszlo @Impolitics]

The Southern Baptist Convention formally banned women from serving as pastors, arguing that all the apostles were men.

All of the apostles were also Jews from the Middle East, but the Baptists show a remarkable flexibility on that point.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

JD Vance thinks World War 2 ended with a negotiation

Kinda explains why he thinks surrendering to the IRGC is the way to go

He seems to think someone offered Hitler a stash of money to behave himself and that's how it all ended

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@AZ_Brittney Bacon. But sausage is good too. I’m mildly biased as a pork producer…

[Eric Johnson @jarhead311]

@fspbat @cozzmo73 Agreed. I thought he passed at 90 in the 90’s.