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[jari @jari_io]

having to wait for the CI pipeline everytime to complete or not makes sure your commits read as an interesting story afterwards

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[banteg @banteg]

updated fable eval scores

[kate @ChineseLLM]

bro how the fuck am i gonna implement this dropdown menu in React now

[Udi Wertheimer @udiWertheimer]

this must be what the furries felt like when they took away gpt 4o

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

imagine if this technology fell into the wrong hands and foreigners could just one shot beige crud apps at will

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

last one

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Level of delusion so intense it should qualify as diagnosed psychosis

[jari @jari_io]

every new model release feels the same, everyone saying either 'YOUR JOB IS GONE!' or inexperienced nitwits saying 'i asked it to oneshot something AND IT'S AMAZING' with a terrible ass demo attached to it proving the complete opposite.

I wanna get off mr dario's wild ride

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Insane that this is the main image Apple is using to show off the new AI Siri

[ben hylak @benhylak]

oh but where's the screenshot where it looks good

[Wes Bos @wesbos]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[Tanya Mau @lazymau]

It's 2026, but bluemoji are still drawn exactly the same way as in 2009 :)

[No Context Dutch 🇳🇱 @NoContextDutch1]

This is the actual most underrated city in all of Europe.

[jari @jari_io]

imagine needing to burn down a rainforest to spam your codebase with `as any`

[Wise @trikcode]

Fun fact. It takes 32 minutes to burn through 5 hours worth of Opus credits on the Claude Code Max 20x plan.

12 agents trying to fix 3,528 Typescript errors.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

[gregorein @Gregorein]

so... I audited Garry's website after he bragged about 37K LOC/day and a 72-day shipping streak.

here's what 78,400 lines of AI slop code actually looks like in production.

a single homepage load of https://t.co/TqaEZsF44N downloads 6.42 MB across 169 requests.

for a newsletter-blog-thingy.
1/9🧵

[spor @sporadica]

RIP Sora, you gave us the greatest ai video of all time

[jari @jari_io]

my shameful admission is asking a second claude to do a task the first claude advised against :)

[jari @jari_io]

first time a llm made me laugh this much