砂利生徒

🍶🤡不拆不逆左右固定一攻一受神聖婚姻
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戦場で彼と再会した

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なんかまちがえてたっぽい

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#シャンバギ #shuggy

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[P8]
Buggy: Don't cry, you flashy dumbass.

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「関白宣言」part1(p1~p4)
🙇翻訳はすべてGemini頼みです。
現パロ。お笑いコンビの二人が、ライブ後に呑みに行ってベロベロに酔っ払って床に転がる、よくある酔っ払いの醜態話。
English translation in the comments.
#シャンバギ #shuggy

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「関白宣言」part2(p5~p8)
🙇翻訳はすべてGemini頼みです。 現パロ。お笑いコンビの二人が、ライブ後に呑みに行ってベロベロに酔っ払って床に転がる、よくある酔っ払いの醜態話。
English translation in the comments.
#シャンバギ #shuggy

[砂利生徒 @jariseito]

[P7]
B: That hurts like hell!! Are you trying to kill me, you flashy muscle-gorilla?! I haven't even brought up breaking up the duo lately, what the hell is wrong with you?!

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[P6]
This time... I am taking you with me...

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[P5]
B: What kind of stupid crap are you talking about, Shankass? We have a show scheduled for next week.

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[P5]
B:Besides, are you trying to work me to death?! Wait a minute... in your eyes, I can't even make first mate?! Fine, screw it! I wouldn't do it even if you begged me! I’m going to command my own flashy, massive fleet someday—
S: Don’t go.

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[P4]
B: We’re becoming pirates and you’re STILL thinking about a comedian's job?! No sealed gold, no cursed coins, no jewelry from other people's pockets? That’s not a pirate at all!

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[P4]
S: We... we’re going to sail around the entire world, and at the final destination, we’ll find the ultimate "Treasure of the World"—a championship joke that will make everyone laugh for the rest of their lives.

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[P3]
S:Our pirate flag will fly over countless islands... People will chant our epithets without ever knowing our real names...

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[P3]
S:We’ll run into enemies. But I know you don’t need my protection at all, and of course, I don’t need yours either. So we won’t just watch each other's backs—we'll be fools standing side-by-side, tearing through enemies in the exact same direction...

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[P2]
B:Ahaha, what the hell am I even talking about... You’re just Shankass...
S: Will you set sail with me... Let’s be pirates together.

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[P2]
S: Buggy... Buggy-jiro... Can you just... come with me...
B: I told you... why the hell do you get to be Aka-taro while I’m Buggy-jiro?! Wait, come to think of it, I’ve never even heard anyone call you "Taro".

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[p1]
B:...Come to think of it, we haven't been to that bar under the Baroque Works building in ages.
S: Let’s head to Makino's Pub instead.
B: Am I invisible to you?!

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[p1]
S: No doubt about it. You're the ultimate jester, Buggy! Hahaha, I’ve known you for over thirty years, and I still can’t help but laugh the moment I see your face.
B: At least you've got some taste... Wait, who are you calling a born joke, you bastard?!