just woke up SO tired from a dream SO realistic that when people started talking to me irl I legitimately had to question whether or not I had gotten brain damage in my sleep
We don’t appreciate how lucky we are that SpongeBob is named SpongeBob.
Imagine living in a world where kids grow up watching SpongeFred. Imagine sharing a hysterical SpongeSteve meme. Imagine crying over an episode where SpongeKyle loses his pet snail.
Abhorrent.
Opening a bike shop called “Cycle Killer, Qu’est-que-c’est?” so when people ask why I named it that I can say “because our prices are fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa better”