Captain Jack Harkness

Captain, Conman, Lover, Fighter. I know where I belong now- with @CardiffCapable. SV. Will probably still hit on you.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@CardiffCapable This is for you. Consider it a promise. You'll never be just a blip in time Ianto Jones. Not for me.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@CardiffCapable Try to stop me. ;)

...Here? Or... here?

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

Careful. I hear some of our ornaments bite.

[Ianto Jones @CardiffCapable]

Cloudy evening, glass of wine, listening to Christmas carols, and finally setting up the Christmas tree.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@CardiffCapable It’s probably just been misshelved. ...Not by you, of course.

Hmm. Of course, it looks like you saved the best for last. Mistletoe?

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@CardiffCapable Hmm. Maybe Myfanwy swiped it for nest materials?

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@CardiffCapable Ah. That explains how you got so good at cards.

Is this the rest of the decorations?

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@CardiffCapable Who said you were allowed to be this charming? It’s practically criminal.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@CardiffCapable You got it. Anything else I can bring you, cariad?

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@CardiffCapable I hear danger does pair best with a nice red. Happy to.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@CardiffCapable ...Listen, I put you in charge of filing away the tech in the archives. It’s not my fault some of the more dangerous artefacts look like Christmas decorations.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

Frankly I’m offended @CardiffCapable never told me about this personally.

[Arthur Weasley @ILOVEMUGGLES]

Trans women are women.

Real magic exists within us to recognize hatred and injustice and speak out when it rears its ugly head. Spread your magic around. Stand up to hate. Support those whose voices are otherwise quieted.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@WelshHeroism I’d tell you to avoid explosions as a rule, but you’re just so gosh darn good at finding them.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@AlienTechWhiz @DrOwenHarper1 And now so long as neither one of you is an axe murderer, you’re set.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@AlienTechWhiz You should always have your fun, Tosh.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@AlienTechWhiz Hmm. Maybe that’s why they really tried to axe murder me? I didn’t give it much thought past trying to get out of there. More of a one-person guy now myself, but ah... the foolishness of youth.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@AlienTechWhiz Husband and wife team, actually. Bit of a Three’s Company situation. You know, a lot of the Victorians were much more outgoing than you might expect.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@AlienTechWhiz //Whoops, typo. 😂

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

@AlienTechWhiz Absolutely, not to mention murdering for the insurance money. When *this* bride came back to wife that old groom of mine got the shock of his life. Pretty funny though, in retrospect.

[Captain Jack Harkness @jarkhackness]

Never sneak up on @CardiffCapable when he’s making his coffee. Lesson is very much (painfully) learned. Still funny though, that string of Welsh cursing made it worth it.