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[Abby Martin @AbbyMartin]

Israel can murder the PRIME MINISTER of Yemen with zero consequences? If Yemen killed Netanyahu, nukes would already be flying

[joSwiff 🚀 @Jarl_Josef]

@COBBTIMUS_PRIME nothing can top the transition from you belong with me into make damn sure

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs. I renew my appeal to leaders: cease fire, release all hostages, and fully respect international humanitarian law!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Israel just killed hundreds of Palestinians, including kids.

The US just killed dozens of Yemenis, including kids.

"Why do they hate us?" asks the American public, blissfully ignorant of what's being done in its name in the Middle East by the US and its ally Israel.

Sigh.

[joSwiff 🚀 @Jarl_Josef]

@DataRepublican @mcuban @DOGE @elonmusk chatgpt slop

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@RelaxingNews @mcuban @elonmusk @DOGE chatgpt slop

[joSwiff 🚀 @Jarl_Josef]

@dr3amzbtw @LucidMotors tell me something a fully loaded Lexus has that this vehicle doesn’t

[joSwiff 🚀 @Jarl_Josef]

@COBBTIMUS_PRIME @XmasFilmQuotes when clarence said Zuzu’s Pedals

[joSwiff 🚀 @Jarl_Josef]

@Belt2assInc @Whotfismick Former Roscoe’s employee here:
- Flour
- Water
- Lil bit of vegetable or canola oil
- Dash of cinnamon
- Dash of nutmeg

Mix everything till it has a cake batter consistency. It should flow smooth- not watery and not chunky.

Top with WHIPPED butter, finish with warm syrup.

[joSwiff 🚀 @Jarl_Josef]

@TheWarKitchen It’d be nice to find a real farmers market but in the Bay Area all the ones I’ve seen are just reselling Costco produce

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@mikehoffmann This one’s got a little kick

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

Absolutely insane how War works these days.

No Congressional approval, no debate, no attempt at justification, no communication with the American people.

We just learn one day that some far away country is being bombed in our name, for some unspoken reason.

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@Chrissyaboyy Will forever be a tweet

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@Sum41 NOOOO you were supposed to be in your Elton John years before hanging it up

[Billy Cobb @COBBTIMUS_PRIME]

Oh, to be a small woodland critter living in a cozy tree cottage

[joSwiff 🚀 @Jarl_Josef]

@anjuhleeenuh @piercetheveil @theused @DONBROCO @deathbyromy @Girlfriends Reno road-trip time

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@SmokedCR @BleacherReport @NFL Watch the play again, he created that “wide open receiver” after his double-fake. Had the entire defense stumbling in the wrong direction.

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@SuziSprangs @TheNikkiRosa No idea why Montana was added to this list, one of the most beautiful states out there

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@Melinaz5455 @iLashMami damn yea I redact that statement for all servers outside of ca, y’all go get that money I won’t say anything else

[joSwiff 🚀 @Jarl_Josef]

@Melinaz5455 @iLashMami I hate this because who’s mad about a $15 tip? Took a $15/hr pay (CA min. wage) to $30/hr from just one table; and you have other tables too and that’ll bump that $30 even higher.
Signed, a former server