Jim Suits

Born a scientist, raised an engineer, credentialed in politology, work in international agriculture, dream of ruling the world.

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

@Delta You may have forgotten, but you have a 20-minute bag guarantee. I appreciate the free skymiles bonus just about every time I fly, but I'd appreciate more not waiting at baggage claim.

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

Today in @wmata, my morning bus is going around in circles because the driver apparently doesn't know the route. *sigh*

Pre-emptively, I do not need "more information," I already know the next bus, and there's no "alert." I just want some evidence that @wmataGM & leadership care

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

@wmata I don't need or want more details, I need and want it to show up.

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

Nothing says "happy Monday" like @wmata not bothering to run my morning bus

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

Same

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me need a cookie and a nap.

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

These bros at the café are openly talking about their security clearances and what they do at their jobs. Like, did they miss the training on OpSec?

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

"We've been working in agriculture for ten thousand years, we've been good at it for about a hundred."

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

@FT_Belfeast Не знаю, если бы вы ещё на Twitter, но я видел этот магазин в Алматы, и думал о вашем фудтраке. Хочу, что всё хорошо с вами!

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

Лет назад, мои русские друзья мне говорили: кто-то, который скажет, что ты хорошо говоришь по-русски, шпион. Потом, каждый раз, я мне спросил...

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

Nothing makes me feel more like A Man than someone on the train asking me to lift their heavy suitcase onto the overhead rack.

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

I had a dream that my alarm went off, and I actually woke up 😒

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

@wmata The King Street bus loop construction project ended in September 2021 - almost five years ago - but the sign for temporary stops is still up at the station. Does nobody even look at these things?

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

Hets being all like, "When is str8 pride month?" Like, tf is it my job to know?

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

Hey, every company in existence with any sort of customer-facing tech: Your UX needs to be LOW FRICTION. Stop trying to make it cute or clever if that comes at the expense of functionality. I'd tag just about every company in existence if I could.

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

Casually strolling through a farmers market, and the lady managing one stand says to me, "you like pickles?"

Ma'am! This is a farmers market!

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

Вы мне даёте сметану, но без укропа? Что это за ересь?

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

I've been to 180 airports, and not a single one of them is a place I'd willingly spend time if I didn't have aeroplane-related business. But these obnoxious electronic slot machines in Reno make an unpleasant experience even worse.

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

Lifehack: Do not set your alarm for 45 minutes after the time you intend to get up.

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

@wmata What's the standard for "on time" for purposes of these stats - is it ±0 or is it -3/+7 like for buses?

[Jim Suits @jarlalex]

The crossword puzzle had a clue, name of a famous peace prize. But FIFA didn't fit? #NotAwareOfAnyOtherPeacePrizesOfNote