John Arlet

Got Doctorate in Self Depreciation from Whatsamattafo U. / Currently writing It's a Show. / Perpetually single

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@atrupar One report says the crowd erupted, is that a euphonism for mass throwing up?

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@krassenstein That’s Algaenna, as he calls her. His brain is pudding at this point.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@MAGAVoice He wanted to give him a kick in the balls but Trumpy the Hutts surrender to Iran proves he has none.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@GuntherEagleman That’s more bullshit than a texas rodeo holding pen.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Says an expert on defrauding innocent people and kids cancer charities.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@SpencerAlthouse Lot of snowflakes here. Anyone who actually believes in the made-up TDS is either a pedophile or secretly wishes they were, Pathetic and sick bunch of devolved humans.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@musickristine @SpencerAlthouse @colbertlateshow Another Trumpy the Hutt ass kisser who wouldn't know what a joke was even if they actually passed third grade that explained how jokes work.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@KerryHolmekb What the fuck is this nonsense. He’s worse President ever, even beating his first corrupt term.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@spencerpratt Another whiny, pathetic GOP asshat.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@KerryHolmekb Convenient that you inbreds all post the exact same thing right after. Almost like it was...planned. Pathetic.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@FLOTUS I guess being an immigrant you forgot to pack a sense of humor. Your whole family is a disgrace.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

Proud to be the 4,937th 😎 on @BackerKit for RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!. Thanks @rifftrax https://t.co/fa7Uz4Kl7w

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@MikeJohnson What gender are you cause seeing as you have no balls or dick it’s really hard to tell.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@LauraLoomer Waaa, they are using our plan against us so now it’s whine like a baby time. Pathetic.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@SenRickScott Fuck you criminal.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@OccupyDemocrats Because Trump the Hutt is nothing but a whiny little girl asshole who when he passes away there will be parties and dancing in the streets.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@FBIDirectorKash @FBICharlotte Why not also arrest people who sexually assault underage girls then. I can point one out that is in the White House right now!

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@krassenstein That’s the TACO Man way of negotiating all right.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@Fraudseeker0305 @krassenstein Oh please, he couldn’t win at a game of solitaire and would accuse everyone else of cheating.

[John Arlet @jarlet007]

@krassenstein