Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards

Toast-powered chaotic lifeform cunningly disguised as an adult. Keeper of 1 Husband, 1 child, 2 cats, 1 tortoise. She/Her
@[email protected]

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

JD, JD, gurl you’re shady. 🎶😽🛋️💖 #JDJDMarriedLady #NewVideo #Parody

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Happy birthday Elvis Costello! He and the Attractions were on SNL in 1977–only a few lines into “Less than Zero,” the band plays their unapproved song “Radio, Radio” which criticizes censorship in corporate media. The group was banned from SNL for 12 years

[Stephen Fisher @SeaSpitfires]

It’s that time of year when we salute Captain Studd.

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

@jasfree248 I know!

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

@jasfree248 No, I'm telling you, you don't mess with Hewlett-Packard.

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

@jasfree248 Because he was murdered by a furious AI printer.

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

@EleanorMorton I'm giving GDT a pass on this one. All my national ire is still churning on the convo at a service station in the borders last week, where a chap from Essex told me that my Aberdeen accent, and the Inverness accents he'd been hearing while up there, "didn't sound Scottish"

[BB 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @tanteclem]

That's a new flavour of Vianton...

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

From the idiots that brought you 'Let's get sued by an olympic boxer' comes 'You can't be a proper woman if you... have tattoos?' Take this as a warning, being this chronically online allows the brain worms to turn your mind to mince.

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

@StevejMchugh "See Spot Run" is her favourite book. The Very Hungry Caterpillar was a DNF.

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

Blood moon tonight

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

@sturdyAlex Very well then. I accept on these terms.

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

@sturdyAlex Less Alex 😔

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

@SkirtedGalleons I bailed on it, it didn't feel like it could settle on a tone.

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

@hashtagwilbert Also remarkable how many of them just happened upon a riot in progress while going about their innocent business and have no idea how they ended up at front chucking wheelie bins around.

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

I think I found my favourite defence argument from the riot court cases.
True geniuses, these guys.

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74.

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74.

[Sarah, sauntering vaguely downwards @Jarmara]

@LizoSpoons Yeah... About that...