Jarod Carter

Singer songwriter. Ordained minister. Professional ball buster. Self-proclaimed roast master.

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Just kidding. Seen you in 2 more years.

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I’m back.

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@GameOfThrones IM STOKED

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@benjaminhayes4 Bruh, I’m currently wearing the same shirt

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Best. Gif. Ever.

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Walked outside to go hiking, realized that it's too cold for me and went back in. Fall isn't jarod weather.

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I'm kind of embarrassed that I only ate 5 corn dogs.

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Where do I apply to be a Calvin Klein model?

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This is the most relatable thing in my life https://t.co/BTD3cy5Vjb

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I miss living and living misses me

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Windows tinted so dark I can watch the solar eclipse from my truck

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I miss my dog man

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I have this gnarly forehead tan line it looks like I am 2 people sewn together

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Well, Remington really doesn't like ducks in case anyone was wondering.

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Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end

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Before I knew it was national lazy day I had already been laying in bed eating donuts for an hour

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If you see me I'm that guy driving down the road eating a bag of chocolate chips.

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Dude. I love being in the gorge >8 hours a day

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Rick. And. Morty.