Jarod Witt

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - Shakespeare

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Mitch McConnell's work chair from home.

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

It has been said that Canada is Chile with time zones

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

“Yours is perfect. The big ones hurt too much.”

[X9 @X9_redux]

I love my Pyrenees but Casper is a legend.

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Interior of the new Maison Mystique hotel in Thailand.

[𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬 @Steampunk_T]

The spectacular ship-shaped crystal chandelier hanging inside the Royal Palace of Madrid. Crafted from gilded bronze and fine crystal, it was acquired by King Ferdinand VII from a French merchant around 1828.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

You mean Showdown At High 12:00.01 PM

[Brad Polumbo @brad_polumbo]

In a serious country, it would be 25th Amendment time. Honestly, it would've been a while ago. But we aren't a serious country.

[Animator Bruce (Commissions are CLOSED) @AnimatorBruce]

Now that I'm older, I can appreciate what a bizarre and fascinating concept Tale Spin had. Somebody at Disney was like "Let's put the Jungle Book characters in this 30's era pre WW2 world with planes and guns and Baloo is a pilot and instead of Mowgli, KIT CLOUDKICKER" lol

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

September 7, 1980

One of the craziest endings to an NFL game

Packers kicker Chester Marcol — who later admitted he was high on cocaine — collects his own blocked FG attempt and scampers 25 yards for a TD, lifting Green Bay to a 12-6 opening day OT win over Chicago at Lambeau.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“I need you to run to the store for me. Don’t worry, I’ll watch the kids.”

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Milo Yiannopoulos attempting to survive in 2026 Yookay

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

I go back and forth between This Is Stupid and It’s Literally Always Funny When the Troll President Makes Everyone Mad So Screw It Let’s Rename San Francisco Bay Gavin Newsom’s Tub of Hair Gel.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Planning to go see this three-hour masterpiece?

You can thank Jarvis and me

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

There’s a bit in ALIENS where Carter Burke says something like “who are we to say they (the Xenomorphs) should be exterminated” because HE wants them and it really was a preview of how so much modern rhetoric relies on the absurd deployment of social justice tropes.

[Will Ojanen @WillsWorldMN]

Took this from TikTok.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

No, the Mercator projection is not some kind of colonial conspiracy to make some countries look bigger than others

No you were not "lied to" for 400 years

It's just difficult to accurately represent a globe on a 2D map, and there are different ways to do it

That's all

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Every complaint about capitalism devolves into musings about what it would be like to be an aristocrat.

[Marques Eversoll @MarquesEversoll]

Notre Dame vs. Wisconsin 😏