Jarrett Black

What does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God. -Micah 6:8. U of M '20.

[Jarrett Black @jarrett_black5]

Never felt so white in my life

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"something about how we run the playground now" -@N007e

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Monday's are tough and full of decisions

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You know you're in the South when the Cracker Barrel billboard says "Breakfast y'all day"

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@GWints bet

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"If you don't cover up your Nebraska in the Izzone I'm going to have to make you leave" lady working was straight up serious yikes

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Walked by an elem. school & heard a 6 yo tell a girl "my gf's not here". At 6 all I cared about was nap/snack time kids growin up too fast

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The women of the Girl Scout Cookie Empire heard my complaint and started pulling their kids from school to sell them. Not sure that's better https://t.co/B0co06RV9V

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I miss the good old days when the people who sold girl scout cookies were actually girl scouts and not middle aged women

[Jarrett Black @jarrett_black5]

I miss the good old days when the people who sold girl scout cookies were actually girl scouts and not middle aged women

[Jarrett Black @jarrett_black5]

When Mario lets you be creative and you break his trust forever

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When your RA says the only thing more boring than Super Mario Soccer is Super Mario Baseball

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After that Mr Clean commerical

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To all the people who said I'd never make it 😤

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Gonna be lit https://t.co/QysZgL8MMF

[edge at birmingham @edgebham]

TONIGHT // Last Words // 6:30-8:30

@jarrett_black5 is speaking on surrender.

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Fortune Cookie: What is your name?
Fealk: "I think Razeen wrote this one"

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@nuharaziuddin thanks! It's been lit sitting five feet away from each other in bio this semester and never speaking once ✊

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@sarahhgriffinn subpar

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@kristineeew the quantity is and always will be a thing ❤️ @jhuree_hong @runjennyraun

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@GWints holy norden love you buddy ❤️😘 even tho u screwed us over in water wars 💦😢😤

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@Camg016 thank you man much love coming over rn see you in 10 ❤️

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Happy birthday bro @cjdrog (sound)