Jarrett

“If you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I’m outta here!” #BillsMafia

[PAW (Peter) @Peter88902568]

The resident of Pompeii who was consuming it at the time.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Pizza Hut corporate spent seven years killing the exact thing this guy is bringing back. And his stores are now some of the busiest in the entire chain.

Tim Sparks, President of Daland Corporation, is converting 80 Pizza Hut locations to the original 1980s format. Red cups. Salad bars. Stained glass lamps. Pac-Man machines. Vinyl booths. His first job was as a Pizza Hut dishwasher.

The Classics are massively outperforming standard Pizza Huts. Customers drive two to three hours to eat there. A single Facebook post about one Classic location in Pennsylvania got 7,500 shares and broke onto TikTok overnight.

Meanwhile, corporate is doing the exact opposite. 250 store closures planned for first half of 2026. "Red Roof" dine-in franchises no longer offered to new operators. Yum Brands is considering selling the entire chain. No obvious buyer.

The decline numbers are brutal. Pizza Hut held 25% of U.S. pizza market share in 1995. Today: under 14%. In 2019, half of traditional stores were still dine-in, but 90% of revenue came from off-premises orders. Corporate saw the mismatch and decided to eliminate the dine-in format entirely. Convert everything to delivery boxes. Compete with Domino's on logistics.

The problem with that strategy: Domino's is a technology company that happens to sell pizza. Their competitive advantage is order tracking, delivery optimization, and franchise efficiency. When Pizza Hut stripped out the booths, the salad bar, the lamps, and the experience, they became a worse Domino's. A typical Pizza Hut location now generates 20% less revenue than the average across the other four major pizza chains.

Their biggest franchisee went bankrupt in 2020 and closed 300 stores. Total sales haven't grown since 2004. Twenty-two years of stagnation.

And a former dishwasher is adding salad bars and Pac-Man machines, and people are driving across state lines.

The Friday night with your family in a vinyl booth under a stained glass lamp while the kids played arcade games and loaded up plates at the salad bar. That was always what Pizza Hut was selling. Corporate optimized it off the balance sheet. One franchisee who grew up inside the original version understood what the spreadsheet couldn't measure.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

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[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

The history of breakfast.

Pre-1900s: People eat when hungry. Sometimes that's morning. Sometimes it's not. Nobody cares.

1917: Kellogg's creates cornflakes. Needs to sell them.

1920s: "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!" Heavy marketing begins.

1940s: Breakfast cereal industry explodes. "Start your day right!"

1950s: "Skipping breakfast is unhealthy!" No evidence, just marketing.

1960s: Breakfast mandatory. Cultural norm established.

1970s: "Breakfast boosts metabolism!" Still no evidence.

1980s: "Eat breakfast or you'll overeat later!" Opposite is true, nobody notices.

1990s: Breakfast cereal is a £5 billion industry in the UK alone.

2000s: Intermittent fasting research emerges. "Actually, skipping breakfast might be healthy."

2010s: "But I was told..."

2025: People still think skipping breakfast is dangerous because Kellogg's said so 100 years ago.

Your great-great-grandfather ate when hungry. He was fine.

You eat on a schedule because corn flakes needed a market.

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@Matt_Bove and hope he accepts it

[Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL]

This Drake Maye Super Bowl run

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@ZachSheldon if that’s good enough to win and AFCG, i never want to hear “well allen didn’t have his best game.”
This team has let him down in biggest moments for 7 straight years. Simple as that.

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@jbchoknows hypothetically if it were completed, he can’t get up and run because he’s ‘touched’, so what ends the play, surviving ground or touched down?

[Sneaky Joe @SneakyJoeSports]

This was ruled an interception.

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@Matt_Bove @billsdaily he deserves better

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@GregTompsett @NateGearySports haven’t?

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

COLE BISHOP CALLED GAME!!!!!!

📺: CBS

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@JeremyWGR i’m terrified

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@AaronQuinn716 at what point is DL a scheme problem and not a player problem?

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@AlbertBreer virtual measurement is only relative to where refs spot ball. No bearing on where Lawrence when lawrence shin touched

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@NFL_DovKleiman @GregTompsett Loss Gardner

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@TrainwreckSprts @Mike_Bundt comes down to “is injured josh better than healthy mitch”

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@Matt_Bove got to make the throw but he definitely rushed the throw being hampered by ankle

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@AaronQuinn716 he’s immobile

[Jarrett @jarrett_ns]

@BraytonJWilson justin herbert’s OL