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Best known for collecting all 120 shine sprites on Super Mario Sunshine

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@bturner23 I 100 percent thought you were saying this just to be funny

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@cl_all_day Josh Selby

They forget about the goat

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@braden_burcham_ Jerome Tang

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@CollinRugg Congrats @andymilonakis !!

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Tf? Andy Milonakis sellin Girl Scout cookies now?

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NEW: 6-year-old Pennsylvania Girl Scout has smashed the single-season record for most Girl Scout cookies sold by selling over 85,000 boxes.

"Pim’s goal is 100,026 boxes so she can go to Girl Scout Camp this summer, go on adventures with her troop and bring some amazing service projects to her community," her parents said.

The family says Pim had delays joining a group and was mocked because of her disabilities.

"At one cookie booth, when we asked the adult ladies running the booth, before we knew anything about Girl Scouts, the one lady literally screamed at us (in front of all the girls) that my child’s disabilities would hold a troop back and that she didn’t want Pim in her troop," the family said.

"She told us to go find a playgroup for disabled kids."

The lifetime cookies record is held by Katie Francis, who sold 180,000 boxes between 2011 and 2020.

Pim might break that record in a single season, considering the season typically goes until April.

The single-season cookie-selling record was previously held by Lilly Bumpus, who sold over 32,000 boxes in 2021.

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@EpicClipVault Shes operating under assumption the plates WANT to be used. What if plates view this as their job/living hell n the bottom one was big chillin finally got a break from the bullshit plate life for 1 second, no more stuck n constant cycle of bein dirtied/washed n she took that away

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Has no one still not ever out pizza’d the hut??

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UFC is the only sport that can’t break out in a fight

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So do couples who aren’t happily married tell people they are unhappily married

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@tylerthecreator This lil break right here. Goes so hard. So much emotion comin outa that

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It’s so crazy that you can get surprised during a dream. It’s like dude im the one making up the story I knew this shit was coming

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@JoeyValence WHAT TIME

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@theneedledrop I’ve listened to AT LEAST 12 different songs

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@JoeyValence Beyoncé

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I can’t remember the last time I didn’t have diarrhea

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@femaleuncle Good cuz it’s keeping you from being the number one Stephen Malkmuser in the world

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Did everyone jerk off to MILF porn today

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Having a buddy is low key kinda gay

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I mean homie got a whole phrase named after him that’s gonna last forever

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I wonder what the dudes pants looked like that first got called Mr fancy pants cuz they must have been outrageous