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[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@BurgerKing is this new #whopper like a “New Coke” scheme? Why did you guys mess with perfection? This Mayonaise is inedible. #undo #gross #fastfood #burgers

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@oasis was a clue on @Jeopardy tonight. Contestant had sense enough to answer, “What is Oasis?” — because no one would ask, “WHO is Oasis?” cc: @liamgallagher

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

WAR IS OVER. (If you want it) Thank you @liamgallagher + @NoelGallagher | @oasis

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@liamgallagher , see the kid get asked to play “Good Riddance” onstage with Green Day start strumming Wonderwall?

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@liamgallagher Amazing.

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@liamgallagher Fake News!

[Sway Creative Labs @madebysway]

It's never too early to think about the holidays @WhiteClaw 🎄 This year, we propose "Santa Claws" : Forget the red cups, get your red CANS this holiday season 🎅🏻 Festive flavors and designs, ho ho homerun 🤌 #AdLibs #madebysway #christmas #holidays #seltzer #holidayspirit

[Sway Creative Labs @madebysway]

There may be no better BOGO opportunity in the history of retail than @moonpie's chance to capitalize on this whole, "two moons" thing.🌛 #AdLibs #madebysway #snacks #dessert #treats #sweets #moonpie #space #astronomy #food #foodie #retail #snacktime #moon #cake #pie #bogo

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@liamgallagher Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@liamgallagher I thought it was Sunday morning cos Noel’s saying nice things about you.

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@StephenKing Yeah, if you’re going to manipulate images to bend things to your agenda, use a Sharpie like any other red blooded American.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

That’s 1 small step for man 1 giant leap for ROCK n ROLL LG x

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@liamgallagher Oasis has landed?

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

Really wish @liamgallagher would get off X so I can stop using this dumpster fire app.

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@JayDanielsMVP Not a real @Commanders if he doesn’t know who @Tress_Way is. Put some respect on that dude’s name!

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@CodyShook_ @JPFinlayNBCS What in the Bram Stoker?

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@SpotifyCares my songs were brought down by your service because of fraudulent streams. #Musicvertising 🖕 scammed me, and I immediately stopped the promotion. I was told by one of your agents (and have transcript) that I was good, but then today my tunes are gone. Help!

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@DMVCommanders Need to put some respect on Terry McLaurin’s name. LT all the way.

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

Therefore Tony wasn’t whacked. #science

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

@neiltyson I think I definitively just solved the Sopranos ending with physics but I need a peer review. Can you help?

[Jarrett @jarrettnfk]

This would mean Meadow is who Tony sees directly in front of him in the last shot before the cut to black.