JAR

equal parts her & him🥸

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

texting people back is hard as fuck i really do think ur cool i promise, i just can't right now man

[ally ୨ৎ @shadeofwrongs]

trying to watch something on an illegal website but the subtitles are out of sync

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[noelle @upfor3days]

how the fuck do i stop getting these purple notifications cause i swear i don’t give a fuck

[a @thisusrisd34d]

unknow me

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text

[u_u @afterwyrd]

i hate having nothing to say to someone i actually want to talk to

[Professor yedwin @y6dwin]

I be switching through apps like I’m on fnaf cams

[Rin @ttoiwi5]

I enjoy liking ppl’s tweets like omg its so fun

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[a @yyioom]

all roads lead back to me isolating myself

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

you ask me a dumbass question in this heat and we both dying btw

[morgan ツ @onherowntour]

the concept of using AI in fics is frying me bc like this is not FANFIC2201 and you got an assignment due at 11:59 like nobody is forcing you to write ts 😭 if you’re heart not in it just give it up gang

[★ — NUKLEAR ᵎᵎ 🪻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @RADI0AKTIVENDER]

Is this a common experience

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[angel ᥫ᭡ @maladaptivegrl]

i refuse to flirt with anyone first because of the crippling fear of making them uncomfortable, which is a tragedy because i want. to flirt. so bad.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive