Jarrod Eisma

scientist | he/him

[Leslieoo7 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 @Leslieoo7]

Our schools are so broke that teachers have to buy their own classroom supplies for the children, but sure, schools are conducting gender transition surgeries at lunchtime.

You really have to have the IQ of a squirrel to believe this nonsense.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Over 100 languages are spoken in our great city and it’s actually a pretty amazing part of being an American.

If you are humiliated by America and the diversity that powers our nation’s Nobel Prizes, Olympic Gold Medals, and breakthrough innovations and culture, that’s on you.

[🏆 - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

so funny that mrbeast genuinely unleashed caleb hearon’s she/they shooters

[kheet @leclyke]

medvedev after inciting the crowd, crashing out, causing a ruckus, and still losing

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

how it feels trying not to miss a good joke right now

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

uniqlo tees...coogler film format explainer...MBJ talking about princess mononoke...can't believe how much this press tour has my number

[sofia @omfgsoff]

@ bad bunny’s presale prices 💔💔

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Yeah they’ll be too busy working at the meatpacking plant.
https://t.co/jTG6kk2Ps3

[Jarrod Eisma @jarrodeisma]

Babe that’s the Venturi effect due to Bernoulli’s principle 💅

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

Nkosi Tafari: “I’m really only being interviewed for the aspect of who Messi is, I’m not being interviewed because you actually care who I am, and that’s fair”

☠️

[Jarrod Eisma @jarrodeisma]

@AmeliaFutch 🔥🔥can never go wrong with both

[Jarrod Eisma @jarrodeisma]

@AmeliaFutch 🤤🤤🤤sounds fire

[Jarrod Eisma @jarrodeisma]

@AmeliaFutch As one should!