Jarryd Kelly

Everyone’s going somewhere so no one’s going anywhere.

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Slow pit stop for lando. ‘Oscar swap back’

Slow pit stop for Oscar
‘ all G. Don’t worry lando hit you before either, will chit chat later’

#f1 #SingaporeGP

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Norris needs to stop on the side for 3 seconds. #fair #F1 #SingaporeGP

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Why does Charlie Cameron pay tribute to Harley Reid after every goal? #AFLLionsDees

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Poo or Poocaso.

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Teams Australia are better than:

- Italy (suck it Totti and Grosso you cheating dogs)
- Belgium
- Denmark (beat you yesterday. Awkward for you)
- Germany
- Uruguay
- Colombia (didn’t even realise you weren’t in the WC)
- Peru (beat you to get in. LOL)

#ARGAUS #FIFAWorldCup

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Why was the abbreviated name MAR but when they expanded the name after a goal it was Morocco? #BELMAR #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022

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Little bit of added difficulty to this game with it being played in the dark. #GERJPN #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022

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What a fucking ripper. #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022

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If your knob swings in front of a defender as the ball is played, is that offside? #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022 #offside #confusion

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@petergyang @Jack_Raines @dougkelly10

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Freo playing like the old days in their retro guernseys. #AFLFreoDees

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Absolutely was touched #AFLFreoDees

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@dougkelly10 Toot toot.

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World Cup ! Hoping for a goal through any means other than penalty in the main comp. #AUSvPER

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Split the points. Was a 6 goal breeze. #AFLEaglesDees

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The Nightmare Team #Tokyo2020

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This is why Fremantle don’t get prime time slots #AFLFreoCats

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Thank fuck, not another week of hearing how good Melbourne are. #AFLCrowsDees

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Tomlinson put his phone in his pocket in the half time broadcast. #AFLNorthDees #afl

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Is Lithium ion power in a trimmer insane?