Jared 🤖

Afraid of change but more afraid to stay the same.

[Jared 🤖 @jarsetman]

Love people and really tired of people.

[Jared 🤖 @jarsetman]

Every time I see this I can only think about how most people probably don’t realize how much this hurt.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Knicks fans were celebrating and threw this cone perfectly on someone’s head

This clip is unreal. 🤣🤣🤣

(via @sidetalknyc)

[Jared 🤖 @jarsetman]

I will not be stuck on every elevator ever. And, as a matter of fact, I haven’t been stuck on a single elevator. Not what we’re talking about here.

[Jared 🤖 @jarsetman]

Not sure how to phrase this? But it’s really funny when you have a general anxiety disorder — along with very specific anxieties — and people question your understanding/feelings/belief/decisions on very serious and *reasonable* matters.

[Jared 🤖 @jarsetman]

Why can’t you be nicer to me?

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

absurd that autism often makes you shit weird and nobody tells you that until youre at like level 3 or 4 of autism knowledge

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

every time i go to the doctors they say “there is something new and unexpected wrong with you !” & then i say “ok !” and give them a large sum of my money

[Jared 🤖 @jarsetman]

Mine has legitimately been “Oochie wally wally, oochie bang bang” for *months* and I cannot get it out of my head — not sure what even kickstarted it. Long time ago it was “Don’t … you … forget about me” and it lasted longer than a year.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Anybody else’s glittery AuDHD brain pick one random phrase and replay it 700 times a day? Because mine has been “Spend dat shhh” all week. 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

Most people have never actually sat down and formed their own thoughts. So when you talk to them, you are rarely talking to them. You are talking to the opinions they absorbed from social media. The fear their parents handed down to them. The shame school conditioned into them. The trauma they never healed. The insecurities running their entire identity behind the scenes. That is why so many people argue with so much passion over beliefs they never even questioned. They will defend borrowed opinions like their life depends on it while never once stopping to ask themselves where the belief even came from. No self awareness. No critical thought. Just programming speaking through a person's body. A lot of people are not operating from consciousness. They are operating from conditioning. And the second you start thinking for yourself, healing, questioning things, or seeing through the illusion, it makes people deeply uncomfortable because your awareness exposes how asleep they are.

[Jared 🤖 @jarsetman]

Have to ask myself this all the time too.

[🍉 lala 🪐 @lalababayaga]

Mother to her ~5 year old child at this AMC: "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO POOP RIGHT WHEN THE MOVIE IS GETTING GOOD?"

[Jared 🤖 @jarsetman]

Crazy to say, but @thestrokes are underrated?

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

Because looking at it objectively, racism is fucking stupid and nobody wants to admit they're fucking stupid.

[Jared 🤖 @jarsetman]

I was made for the train, especially the quiet car.

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

grown ass man ordering a milkshake

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that's what every corporate meeting I've ever been in has felt like