Thatisajarvisfact

An Almanac of Escapades. Dandy gentleman finds double entendre, hoopla, cheer, regalement and whoopee in everyday life!

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Following Tarrant's appearance on BBC News on Tuesday offering our sleeper buses to the NHS we are struggling to find the correct person/dept to contact. Please can you help us by sharing so it gets to the right person. #NHSEngland, #NHSuk, #coronavirusoutbreak @coronavirusuk

[Thatisajarvisfact @jarvisfacts]

Pretty disappointed to come home to this lot, now have 3 each from @AlokSharma_RDG @merioconnell and @RachelEden Labour’s was only 1 on recycled paper - get the need to get messages out there but 3 in a week is a waste of paper for an election that should be about the environment

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When you work with someone every day for nearly 2 years and they walk past and say “alright Brian?!” 🤨 scuse me?! #mynameisntBrian #idontlikemondays #canigohomeyet

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Today I have mostly been inspiring the engineers of tomorrow 🤓.. well trying to anyway.. mostly… https://t.co/hPW05rsMw6

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@tomagefrais Superman IS way better than Batman. Fact. Can Batman go in to space without fancy gizmos.. no.. can he turn back time.. no.. does he have a fortress of solitude.. don’t think so.. can he sustain a long term relationship with the woman he loves.. nope #fact

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@WestWingWeekly when you guys said #aaronsorkin should write speeches, our politicians took note! #MayAyAyAy https://t.co/XOKPfxCxyp

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@algore .. Rucbbish for my carbon footprint to have to travel 50+ miles to see it, bit #disappointed #truthtopower #AnInconvenientSequel 2/2

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@algore as a sustainability engineer I really wanted to see #AnInconvenientSequel but no cinemas in Reading UK showing it.. 1/2

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@WildRosesRock just discovered your stuff from 2013-15..pls tell me there's more?! Big DKM fan but your solo shit is cookin!! #footupyourass

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Rubbish coverage of #RedBullSoapboxRace watched for 3hrs & didn't get to see my friends Wonka Mobile. 3hrs is enough time to show everyone!😡

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@ChrisShiflett71 any chance you could put the WTF Spotify playlist on Apple music playlists? 100 club was 👑🎶 btw! #walkingthefloor

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@JamiroquaiHQ @TheO2 Sucks this has to move but hope Jay feels better soon! Have to find summat else 2 do on my 30th bday now! Anything else on that day?! #

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#firstgreatwestern shouldnt let people book seats on rush hour trains £5k a yr & despite being 15mins early cant gt a seat on 18.03 frm Pdg

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@henningwehn after what you said @lsqtheatre about speaking German your fav pub, then seeing these in @hubhotels "really got me thinking" 😂

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@Champs8715 you should listen to the @WestWingWeekly podcast.. works as a brilliant companion guide, great guests and really funny!

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Excitement outside Reading station this morning as 2 community support officers and 1 station guard attempt to catch a runaway duck 😂#quack

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@robinince if the universe is expanding does that mean I get a bit shorter every day and Is that why old people are short? #briancoxlive

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@GreedyBear_Mort wow.. that's dangerous giving you free wine all night, you'll sink the bloody thing!

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Best caption of the day goes to..
https://t.co/JyMifUjau1 well done @MetroUK "Alexandra Philips (far right)" 😂 #rightwing #farright

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@AXS_UK which I why I went on early. Don't forget my original issue was using @facebook details to login as it crashed & had to start again