barry egan

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

Buncha losers and dorks

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Crowds have begun gathering for Charlie Kirk’s memorial.

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

Yeah sure, I’ll be the second person to like your fuckin post, why not?

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

These are the kinda photos I wanted to take 😞

[JT @viewfinderthis]

New York City on 35mm Film

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

Mikes Gemini is awesome

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

Sydney Sweeney spotted in Dallas. At a restaurant five minutes from my apartment.

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

@hulu what the fuck?

[bad_stats 🕜💵🖨️🕣 @thebadstats]

a now standard segment whenever Elon goes on Rogan is Elon showing off the new cuss words his AI can say and then laughing a very normal amount

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

Evil evil evil

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

ASMR: Illegal Alien Deportation Flight 🔊

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

You all should reenact Jonestown

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

I think we’ve got enough doctor shows

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

Dallas’ Curse of the Bambino starts now

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

Alan Jackson, are you out of your mind?

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

@rueroorue I’d much rather go line up at a store and not have to worry about bots

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

I think biopics should be disqualified from the acting categories. You’re just doing an impression.

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

Just saw some black hawk helicopters fly through downtown

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

Grown ass man staying for the sonic 3 credit scene

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

@mathrockmami Very good tweet

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

Of course this happened under Biden.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SPY KIDS’ has been added to the National Film Registry.

Films that are added to the registry are seen to have cultural or historic importance and must be preserved for future generations.

[barry egan @jarwatkins]

Lmao

[Dantes @doaenel]

I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do.

When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.

I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank and then put everything on $tuah the second it released.

For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria.

I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes;

- My parents would have finally, after years, been able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time.

- Me and my girlfriend would be able to go on real date nights after over a year of scrounging pennies.

- I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money so I could buy WoW memberships and RP.

And then it all came crashing down.

In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to tens of thousands.

I’m still in a state of shock.

I really don’t want to force my 63 year old father to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point.

Fuck you, Hailey Welch.

You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.