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venmo: Jasmine-Funk-1 or click the link below to donate

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

please rt or share or post on tiktok or ig or facebook or snapchat. please dont think because i havent updated anyone that shes better because shes far from any recovery and finances are running low. the full story is on here or you can dm me :) thank you
https://t.co/UqxoFj0LZG

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

long weekend = she's a disgrace
actual rape = he made a mistake

im just 🧐 very confused.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

The CDC said.... NOTHING YOU IDIOT THE CDC’s DEAD! They’re locked in my basement

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

okay say it with me now, don't be shy...

AMBER HEARD DESERVES TO GO TO ✨JAIL✨

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

we all need to be concerned about this.

[Reuters Science News @ReutersScience]

More than 30 South Korean college students shaved their heads in front of the Japanese embassy in Seoul to protest Japan's decision to release water from its crippled Fukushima nuclear plant into the sea, Hyun Yi reports https://t.co/Hkn896PUkz 1/4

[hannah @discounthannah]

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

@Drakeryc97 you should just be blind after that one....

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

sizzler ranch > any ranch
fight me on that

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

@kainswenson it's the same man everyday. i ask e v e r y d a y "you said the sprinkled one?" waiting for him to have a type of aneurysm over it

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

the grown ass men who deny sprinkled donuts, because they're too much of a man to have ✨sprinkles✨ are troubled

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

When Shania Twain says “Let’s go girls” I could kick a door down

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

hey i know we've all been struggling during the pandemic, some may have declining mental health due to working 50+ hrs a week making minimum wage but they're here to give us ANOTHER $600 STIMULOUS oh but only if you made 30,000 or less in your annual income last year 👍🏼🙃

wtf

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

*republicans looking at gas prices from 2008-2016*
"wow thanks obama"
*republicans looking at gas prices from 2016-2020*
"trump doesn't control gas prices!!!!!"
*republicans looking at gas prices 2 months into 2021*
"wow thanks biden"

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

ok...i was unaware until today that doordash tells you when a dasher is completing another order before yours, (has your food), and gives you the other orders address and location pin 🤨

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

ya know what, i don't know why i get insecure about myself when i used to have bucked teeth with a front snaggle tooth with such a big gap between them i could fit a stack of paper.....and the cherry ontop a bob hairstyle

yeah... i look fine.

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

if you've watched @Atypical on netflix, on a scale from 1-10 how much do you hate elsa, and why did you say 2000?

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

*my boyfriend realizing all of his friends and i work tomorrow*
"this is fine... i'll just eat my mcdonald's and cry all by my lonesome 🥲"

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

anyone who knows me well enough, knows who without me saying, but i'll still say it for you .... @MattMaeson

[oli @highkeyoli]

whos your legitimate "I liked them before they were popular artist" mines glass animals

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

update: what the actual mcfuck

[☶ ᏠᎯᎦ @jas_funk]

the promised neverland... is.... not..... what i expected