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[Cotton Candy 🥀🍭🌷🎀 @Rainedroid]

Papa Ajasco was right, cause Ojigbijigbijigbi fr omo 😭

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

everyone in my life spoils me, i’m simply adored and loved endlessly, i’m everyone’s princess.

[perfect💕 @khloek___]

I be so confused how yall bitches know more shit abt me then I do
#weird

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i'm going to have a baby and i'm going to vaccinate the fuck out of it and send it to public school

[Gustavo Fring @zone6nova]

Atlanta really a crazy central location.
4 hours from Nashville.
4 hours from Charlotte.
4 hours from Huntsville.
4 hours from Savannah.
4 hours from the border of Florida.
Atlanta 1 of those cities that needs to push for a high speed rail line instead of data centers.

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)🐆✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

There’s nothing “cute” about assigning romantic roles to babies.

Pairing one-year-olds as “boyfriend and girlfriend” is creepy and deeply inappropriate, it’s an unhealthy adult projection onto children.
Children this young have no concept of romantic relationships or consent.

Adults should be protecting children from inappropriate labels and expectations, not normalizing them for entertainment.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why do we say 9months when it’s 40 weeks of pregnancy? It’s exactly 10 months

[JT @toonithecreator]

a canon reason I don't try to understand the Psquare dispute is down to not knowing who is who and not being bothered to find out...

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Oversleeping is my go-to coping mechanism. If I’m sleeping more than usual, I’m probably going through something

[🌵🦇🏀 @5kipp3x]

I hate when I procrastinate checking up on someone, and they end up checking on me.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why can’t hotels just have their own Netflix account.

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

you can't breadcrumb a woman who feeds herself. i have hobbies. i have my career. i have options. if you disappear, i don't spiral...i reorganize.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

I hate that success is heavily built on a museum of failures. You really have to chop eba, chop eba, chop eba sotey. 😭

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

kayda that friend you can’t keep it a bean with cause y’all will literally fallout for not feeding into their delusions

[Unique Sullivan 🌸 @_CuppCakess_]

The fact Walmart never reverted backed to 24hrs bothers me till this day

[Ms ‘deola.🤎 @deyola_a]

Another funny set of people in this country are those who salute their parents when they return from NYSC camp. 🤣🤣🤣

[$ @2000sphase]

Moral of the story don’t spare these BITCHES!!

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

She got so mad she forgot how rankings work 😭

[VonOff1700 @VonnoOff1700]

Ion be giving a fck nomo. jus cut me off

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo