Jasmine

this is a load of barnacles.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

When your social battery is dead but you see the biggest yapper approaching you.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂

[Jasmine @jasbrunk]

@1800clockit lmfao

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Please rise for the national anthem

[katyakay @katyakayy]

starting to run in your 30’s is a great way to meet new people. today i met two paramedics, one nurse and almost God.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Shutup bitch we love you

[ᅠ @artindetails]

the moon perfectly suspended in the rainbow

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

me at the ripe hour of 8pm getting ready for bed

[Jasmine @jasbrunk]

this is like when the murderer shows up at the search party because they don’t want to look suspicious….

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

HOLY CRAP MELANIA JUST WENT OFF ABOUT THE FAKE EPSTEIN ACCUSATIONS.

TRUMP IS ABOUT TO GO THERMONUCLEAR AND ITS ABOUT TIME.

[Mak @mak_aura]

The Emperor’s New Groove really doesn’t get talked about enough for being one of the funniest animated movies ever made

[Beskar @_Beskar]

I'd rather my tax dollars send a rocket into space than send a rocket into a school or hospital.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

5 years ago today, ‘ABBOTT ELEMENTARY’ premiered.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Just wanna point out, there is

A BLACK MAN

FLYING

TO THE MOON

AS THE PILOT.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..