Jacklyn Marie

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

Wearing makeup to work for the first time in 3 months.

Damn, who's the new girl? 💁‍♀️

#hahahaha #shit

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

"This mask is killing me. I can't wear it anymore"!

You know what else will kill you? Covid. Sit down and cover that shit up buttercup.

#COVID19 #imsassytoday #sorrynotsorry

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

A word of advice: Don't eat butter and garlic chips with lunch and then put your mask back on.

#thankscovid #iwashungry

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

@ATWWDpodcast Episode 102 at 45:00. Sooo.. there is still a chance that the world might not go to complete shit!

#thatagedwell #knockonwood #timetravel

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

Let's play the game of "is my chest tight because of the virus or the constant anxiety attack because of it".

#sendfireball #COVID2019 #worksucks

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

She's salty he forgot her jello. 😂

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

My coworkers husband panicked and went to the store for groceries. What did he get? Gatorade and sardines.

😂😷 #coronapocolypse #QuarantineLife

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

"I would never hurt you, I love my hips too much!" #hipreplacement #SelfDefense #bestfriend #shes27

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

@daveandjimmy just confirm that I do in fact have a hangover after that rendition of Feliz navidad. #bahhumbug

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

Coworker just sneezed. It took everything in me to say "bless you" instead of yelling "scream sneezer!"

I've clearly listened to too much @MyFavMurder lately..

#nosuchthing #ssdgm #screamsneezer

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

"I gave you extra sauce and a medium fry instead of a small because I just don't care anymore".

Girl, tell it how it is. 💁‍♀️

#McDonalds

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

@TessaSamick Sending so much love ❤️

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

One Goal. One Nation. One Team.

All of U.S.

TOGETHER.

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

Can you go on a Honeymoon without getting married? Asking for a friend who desperately needs a vacation.

That friends me. 😐

[Allison Berkowitz ❤️ (She/Her) @SocialWorkItOut]

"So my kids school had a genuine lock-down today... I say to her, why did you write that on your arm? She says, 'in case the bad guy got to us and I got killed, you and daddy would know that I love you,' and she started to cry." -Shelley Harrison Reed

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

@aschnaubs @McDonalds That's just disgusting! 😷

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

Not only did I wait at the drive thru window for 20 minutes, @McDonalds also gave me a totally different burger. #hangry #secondtimeinarow #feedme

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

Also, now introducing the Big Mac Lite, made with one less patty. #whatisthisshit @McDonalds

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

@KarlieSchnauber @MyFavMurder I just started listening last week and I've gotten through at least 20 episodes. I'm obsessed.

[Jacklyn Marie @jaschnauber]

I brought fruit snacks to the bar and became a legend.

#notreallybutstill #imakid