Jason

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

Don’t care about dragons, don’t care about battles, don’t care about the iron throne. I only care about Olivia Cooke making the biggest eyes you have ever seen as she watches her idiot sons do idiot things

[Jason @jasfree53]

Like her name is Nikki freeman, and his contact shows her first name two emojis and fre and this person thinks the contact name is Nikki freaky in his phone this is not an intelligent person

[Jason @jasfree53]

Just went down a rabbit hole and this person is very dumb. A lot of people are very dumb and very bad at evaluating films it actually hurts my fucking head

[Dimes ( #1 Source For Horror Movie Discussions ) @EvenDroppinDime]

If you had a keen eye, you would also notice that it was his contact name for her on his phone!

[Jason @jasfree53]

Losing sleep over turning off game 4 of Knicks spurs im ngl I can’t believe I missed this shit

[Jason @jasfree53]

This thread would be a good representation of missed calls if you didn’t just lie about what happened choke slam and below elbow to the throat when it is below his shoulder is such insane seething and coping from Knicks fans

[yoni rechtman @yrechtman]

This was among the most lopsided, poorly officiated games I’ve ever seen. Here is a thread of all the terrible calls starting with Wemby chokeslamming Brunson. This was clean.

[Jason @jasfree53]

They blow up two death stars in 3 films are all Star Wars fans just brain dead?

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

There is nothing to suggest the rebellion ever posed any serious threat to the empire other than that Palpatine recklessly got himself killed. Other than that we never see the rebels take important territory, win significant conventional engagements, etc.

[Jason @jasfree53]

Unironically why you join a fraternity, how I learned a lot of this stuff

[𝐄𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚 @EudaimoniaEsq]

As others have said, there should really be a pass/fail, 0.5 credit hour class taught at law and business school covering things like this for those who don’t know them. I’m not talking super high-brow advice. I’m talking:
- belt and shoes have to match (and, yes, always wear a belt)
- if wearing a navy suit and brown shoes, you wear navy socks (not brown socks!!!!)
- not every shoe that’s nicer than a sneaker should be worn with a suit. Loafers aren’t to be worn with a suit.
- how to tie a tie—and tie it well
- what side of the plate your bread plate and drink go when out to eat (“BMW”)
- purpose of most common cutlery at restaurants
- how a suit should fit generally

[Jason @jasfree53]

This is the worst fucking Star Wars take I’ve ever seen

[sonch @soncharm]

-Narrative should pick up with Anakin at 18 or 19, not 8 or 9.
-He’s really Owen’s brother
-he’s not a ‘slave’ they’re just a simple moisture farm family
-No ‘immaculate conception’ nonsense
-No ‘chosen one’ ‘prophecy’
-he’s just a hotshot boonie pilot kid who dreams of making it, joins up as a Republic pilot, then when he gets to Coruscant or whatever more central planet starts to learn the Force/Jedi stuff, rises quickly
-The Jedi are shown as functional, noble, and martial. They don’t just do ambassador stuff about trade disputes. They’re knights. They don’t all wear desert robes!
-Darth Vader is a different guy, same age. A Jedi. Obi-Wan’s trainee. ‘Darth’ isn’t a title that’s his name. (I know, I’m fixing Eps 5/6 now)
-The whole reason Anakin (“Kin” for short, they call him, not “Ani”) leaves Tattooine is he’s an idealist (like we were told!), who wants to fight the
-clone threat! The clones/cloners are the bad guys of course (not cartoon proto-stormtroopers fighting alongside Jedi). The ‘clone wars’ were something like a Butlerian Jihad against cloning tech, which the Big Baddie was leveraging to take over planets.

Ok sorry now I’m changing stuff about Episode II. Well I could keep going, I got a lotta changes

[Jason @jasfree53]

How are you a Philly fan behaving like this, I wish Philly was as violent as people act and you got **** on broad street

[Tony Escargot @tonyescargot]

An ESPN article titled “Which under-25 NHL players need a change-of-scenery trade?” with Michkov as the cover photo?

It’s over.

The Matvei Michkov era in Philadelphia lasted all of 2 seasons.

It’s actually over.

Rick Tocchet did this. Rick Tocchet only.

[Jason @jasfree53]

This might be my 13th reason

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Wow. John Tortorella and Carter Hart are going to the Stanley Cup Final

Vegas is 19-4-1 since Torts took over

[Jason @jasfree53]

Imagine not knowing ball this hard. Sopranos ending goes so hard it was the truly only way to end it, genuinely a perfect end note

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

has enough time passed that we can all say “The Sopranos” or are there still a couple holdouts?

[Jason @jasfree53]

Yeah the line deliveries are tough at times but it’s so overblown how bad their romance is and is only said by people who aren’t real yearners

[Jason @jasfree53]

I still think this argument is just bogus, like it’s a forbidden romance that begins by a horny teenager who has no idea what love is and has made himself believe his lust for her is love and it turns into love. He’s kind, and charming to her in his own unique way

[C.A. Shoultz @HarrierMagnus]

The horrible Anakin/Padme romance really is the Prequels' cardinal sin. This romance HAS to work. We HAVE to believe that there's so much love between Anakin and Padme that Anakin will betray the Jedi and wreck the galaxy over it. But we never do. It never sells.

[Jason @jasfree53]

The average cost I spend on Ubers to go 15-20 to where the bars are is 20-45 dollars. I. Spend between 60-80 dollars on Ubers to go out and then if I have 4 drinks I’ve spent 100 dollars that night already. Clapped system 3/10

[just matt @questionableway]

i feel like i live in a different world from some of you

[Jason @jasfree53]

The Philly special

[Matthew @sponhourm]

What’s the best play you’ve ever seen in person?

[Jason @jasfree53]

Anyone who thinks this is brons last game is not thinking bron doing a 82 game retirement tour cause he earned that right he got years left in him

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

It’s a completely useless and meaningless game in terms of the series, but Monday’s Thunder-Lakers game could be the last game of LeBron James‘s career and it’s gonna air at 10:30 at night on Amazon Prine. That’s rough.

[Jason @jasfree53]

Pork roll egg and cheese mogs both tho

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

[Jason @jasfree53]

It’s pull up on a kid next question

[yo @Xthugging]

Best Young Thug song of all time but you aren't allowed to say Check, Best friend, Digits, Halftime, Pick up the phone, Wyclef Jean or Relationship,..

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

CAM YORK WINS IT FOR THE FLYERS IN OT

PLAY THE OLIVIA DEAN

WHY DOES THIS SONG WORK SURPRISINGLY WELL FOR PLAYOFF HOCKEY HIGHLIGHTS

[Jason @jasfree53]

Is everyone just fucking miserable in Philly? Like stop being a fan if you think like this. It was always flyers in 6 take a deep breathe and enjoy the post season for once

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

The Flyers played in the Cup Final in 2010. They won their division in 2011.

This isn’t the 2012 team. It’s time to panic