Jason Armer

I love sports, Survivor, marching band, my job, and my girlfriend. I'm living my best life.

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@OleTimeHardball Ichiro. All you need is a single.

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@betameech Indeed. One of my favorite Magic stories was getting bodied in a Game 3 by a 10-year old after he mulliganed to 3 cards (old mulligan rules). The swagger he had after pulling that off was unmatchable.

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@A_Jude Am I wrong for not having a negative reaction? It seems like the Mariners are building around the 3 outfielders, Cal Raleigh, and the rotation. Everyone's saying "cut the crap Jerry" but aren't we only shopping for infielders anyways?

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@933KJR @UW_Football Feeling like the Apple Cup will be the real decider on if we have a team or not

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@12s Dan Wilson

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@RaiseTheTrident 1. Munoz
2. Cal
3. Julio

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

WALK IT OFF!!! BALLGAME OVER!!!!

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@MarinersONTap 2019. Prime Kyle Seager and Raul Ibanez on the tail end of his career is still supplying more offense than this entire lineup.

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@MarinersONTap I think 6-3 based on how our pitching lines up.

1-2 against Houston
2-1 against LA
3-0 against Chicago

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@ScottDo03156741 @MarinerMuse That's not even remotely true. The 3rd place Wildcard team currently is KC at 52-43, the Ms are 52-44. That spot is definitely up for grabs by the 2nd place AL West team

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@cantergrovegal @StaiosMustGo @DKramer_ Emergency pitchers are usually there if the game goes to extra innings

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@RyanCohen24 Depends. Can my week in the big leagues be for a team that I despise? I'd love to run some teams into the ground

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@MythicMeebo I would try it. If the relationship develops the point where MtG consumes us and that's all we do, I'll pass. I love the game, but not that much

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@luke_arkins Tanner Scott. Tayler Saucedo being the only lefty pitcher on the roster while Speier is out feels like a disaster. Teams are just stacking lefties in their lineup knowing that Saucedo can only give them one inning of bad matchups.

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@ghirapurigears The Wiggles. You know you're gonna quake in fear when I phase your creature out with my "Where's Jeff?"

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@ghirapurigears You bet. I put this in my Lifelink Fight Club deck. Get the biggest beatsticks around give them lifelink, and make them fight

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@MarinerMuse Clearly nobody. The catcher got the ball so nonchalantly because he didn't even think that was possible

[MLB @MLB]

Mitch Garver walks it off for the @Mariners!!!

[Jason Armer @jashanacamer]

@BelliHype Idk. Seems like the worst thing to happen in Mariners history. We got Zach Lee who (checks notes) sucked in the minor leagues. Yall got a walkoff to win the NL Wild Card game.