Sara Ascott

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

One day I’m going to find the guy who created yello vitamin water and thank him with a life sized statue of his dog #blacklabelnight #goodlifechoices #nooneenviesmetoday

[Shawn Achor @shawnachor]

Our latest Live Happy article: 3 Best New Year's Resolutions for Optimists | Live Happy Magazine https://t.co/srjblcnsAq

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

After a rousing discussion on site between a super and a subcontractor foreman, another subcontractor foreman walks into the supers office with a jovial, “and you thought I was an asshole!” #lifeonsite

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

If you’re looking for some genuine content to start off your 2018 right, go read (or listen to) The Happiness Advantage by @shawnachor. Can’t wait to start his second book! Be warned, if you listen to the audiobook, you’ll hear him as the new voice in your head for days after!

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

Ping timeout ping timeout... ping ping ping timeout timeout timeout #cubiclelife #tvp

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

You know it's Mennonite country when the hay wagon pulled up to the elevator is still hitched to the two Belgians

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

Re-watching the first episode of Game of Thrones like, dead dead dead dead dead dead ew dead...

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

The guy sitting next to me is humming very slightly to themselves and I'm just lit enough to make myself believe that I can read hi mind

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

We just invented construction-Avon.... #420businessplans

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

"What kind of bureaucracy is that??" #tvp #dying

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

Being distracted on the way to the barn bc I'm too busy looking at the Mennonite horses movement... #shouldabeenahunter

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

"As the wise man flo-rida once said..." #jobsiteoneliners

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

@SXMTheHighway omg play so much more Emerson Drive! Brings me back to seeing them live! #goosebumps #biggestsmile #bootsandhearts

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

"Who's gonna put the bell on the cat" #tvp #eavesdroppingatwork #cubiclelife

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

"That would require people to use computers properly which would need a lot of training" #tvp #eavesdroppingatwork #cubiclelife #icantkeepup

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

"If this was the 1980s and we worked in a real company" #tvp #eavesdroppingatwork #cubiclelife

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

"If I had a deck of cards I could explain this better" #tvp #explainingdrawings #eavesdroppingatwork #cubiclelife

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

"I think I've made a boo boo" #eavesdroppingatwork #cubiclelife

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

Coordinator to estimator "I want you to estimate how many days it'll take before I have a mental breakdown" "10" #eavesdroppingatwork

[Sara Ascott @jashby8980]

"The traffic was so awful I could've somersaulted home faster" #eavesdroppingatwork #cubiclelife #imagineanoldguysomersaulting